Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I sent her an amazing message that catered to her profile and personality, but she never responded, and she's logged in since then. I've become a social activist who wants to find the best way to deal with mental health issues. 🏌️♂️⛳ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 What did the message say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 your own? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: What did the message say? I can't even post it because back in January OkCupid made it so that if a girl doesn't like your profile back, you can't see the conversation you started with her, and it's such a beta move that many people stopped using OKC. Anyway, it was very humorous, alpha, and masterfully written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 minute ago, MEXobiologist said: your own? Well hers and other people's. I think having a healthy mind leads to great decision making, and right now a lot of people just aren't making the right moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: it was very humorous, alpha, and masterfully written. I"m sure it was zeni, I'm sure it was...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Well hers and other people's. I think having a healthy mind leads to great decision making, and right now a lot of people just aren't making the right moves. night moves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Well hers and other people's. I think having a healthy mind leads to great decision making, and right now a lot of people just aren't making the right moves. If they are avoiding you or reporting you to the Court, they are making the right moves.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Yeah, most of your stories should just end at "she never replied." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 Gotta get her help 😧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) She'd have to be cray to be a girl on the internet. Edited March 18, 2018 by Lasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lasty said: She'd have to be cray to be a girl on the internet. I'm glad you guys are seeing what I'm seeing. 😦❤💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 3 hours ago, naraku360 said: Yeah, most of your stories should just end at "she never replied." & stories is exactly what they are... tactless little bits of fiction written without constructive intent. I usually try to be the nice guy but with zeni it's hard because he's so full of it all the time. I can bring other people into the light of day at least for a second if they have the slightest semblance of social cognizance, but I digress, zeni is an easy target... inb4 something about "alpha this" or "jelly that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm glad you guys are seeing what I'm seeing. 😦❤💪 You missed the joke.... or you didn't... either way, never mind. >____>; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 5 hours ago, MEXobiologist said: night moves? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lasty said: & stories is exactly what they are... tactless little bits of fiction written without constructive intent. I usually try to be the nice guy but with zeni it's hard because he's so full of it all the time. I can bring other people into the light of day at least for a second if they have the slightest semblance of social cognizance, but I digress, zeni is an easy target... inb4 something about "alpha this" or "jelly that" Ummm what if I told you that everything I've posted online has been true? Because that's kinda how it is lol. I've rarely embellished my stories, and it's kinda why I'm ecstatic that the promised archives from that other place never came to fruition. 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, Quackers said: Turn that frown 🙃🙃🙃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, mthor said: Did you think this up on your own, or is it just what the voices are telling you? I just figure that's what's going on. Their actions just don't make sense when you try to assess them through a logical scope. I want to help them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 This thread is officially HOT!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 You dressed in drag doesn't count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Rebecca!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: What did the message say? Hey baby. I see by your profile that you have hair and small hands. I collect hair and need someone with small hands to find out how deep my bellybutton goes. So let's you hook up with the alpha doughboy. Meet you at McDonalds, your treat. Bring bus money because I'm already paying for the ticket there. Also, something about Megan's Law. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 Megan is the name of my girlfriend at my job. The principal's daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Kudasai said: Rebecca!!! FUCK REBECCA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 It's good to know you will always be an unbelievable shit stain on the diaper of humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Sandstone said: It's good to know you will always be an unbelievable shit stain on the diaper of humanity. What's wrong? Are you succumbing to my alpha male power? 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 13 hours ago, Zenigundam said: What's wrong? Are you succumbing to my alpha male power? 🐺 That's a rather gay thing to say to another man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Sandstone said: That's a rather gay thing to say to another man. Please don't use gay as a pejorative. *shoulder bumps you to the ground* 🦁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Please don't use gay as a pejorative. *shoulder bumps you to the ground* 🦁 Shut up bençhwarrant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 16 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Please don't use gay as a pejorative. *shoulder bumps you to the ground* 🦁 I wasn't using it as a pejorative. I was authoritatively stating that what you said was rather gay. Authoritatively, because I have a lot of experience in what is and is not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: I wasn't using it as a pejorative. I was authoritatively stating that what you said was rather gay. Authoritatively, because I have a lot of experience in what is and is not gay. That, my friend, is qualitatively gay. 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: That, my friend, is qualitatively gay. 🐺 Kind of like your previous statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Kind of like your previous statement. Not at all. Are you all right, my man? I know you've been going through an identity crisis, but holy shit... 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 You don't know anything about me, I've barely talked to you other than to point out what a sleazebag you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 I have you read like a book, Salty. 🐭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 That sounds like something you'd say to your lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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