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When you're an alpha, you walk into a bar, walk behind the counter, help yourself to some Jack Honey shots, open the register and pay for them, shove any interloping bouncers outta the way, and then you walk up to the hot, blonde college age chick talking to her friends and you say, "Here I got you a drink. I'm pretty sure you're gonna be my girlfriend in due time." 🕵️‍♀️

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1 minute ago, Athena 92 said:

A real alpha wouldn't pay for his drinks. You sound like a cuck boy.

a REAL alpha doesn't do anything else with his mouth when it's open besides praising our lord and savior.

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

a REAL alpha doesn't do anything else with his mouth when it's open besides praising our lord and savior.

Well of course but no one can ever hope to achieve such a level of pure alphaness.

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Just now, Athena 92 said:

Well of course but no one can ever hope to achieve such a level of pure alphaness.

PRAISE THE HOLY ONE.

 

i'm atheist what the fuck am i even talking about

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Just now, Athena 92 said:

AMEN

I am too and have been for about a decade now I'm just memeing.

i'm even too apathetic for that. BUT PRAISE THE HOLY SAVIOR, JESUS H CHICKEN SOUP

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

When you're an alpha, you walk into a bar, walk behind the counter, help yourself to some Jack Honey shots, open the register and pay for them, shove any interloping bouncers outta the way, and then you walk up to the hot, blonde college age chick talking to her friends and you say, "Here I got you a drink. I'm pretty sure you're gonna be my girlfriend in due time." 🕵️‍♀️

Alphas don't hang out on message boards and tell people what's alpha

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38 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said:

Alphas don't hang out on message boards and tell people what's alpha

I'm at the beach right now walking with a hot brunette who I met online, I'm just bored and on my phone, so don't act like I'm in my living room drinking and multitasking between watching TV and playing games without having talked to a girl in a few weeks. 👊

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm at the beach right now walking with a hot brunette who I met online, I'm just bored and on my phone, so don't act like I'm in my living room drinking and multitasking between watching TV and playing games without having talked to a girl in a few weeks. 👊

Pics or it didn't happen

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2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm at the beach right now walking with a hot brunette who I met online, I'm just bored and on my phone, so don't act like I'm in my living room drinking and multitasking between watching TV and playing games without having talked to a girl in a few weeks. 👊

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