Zenigundam Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 When you're an alpha, you walk into a bar, walk behind the counter, help yourself to some Jack Honey shots, open the register and pay for them, shove any interloping bouncers outta the way, and then you walk up to the hot, blonde college age chick talking to her friends and you say, "Here I got you a drink. I'm pretty sure you're gonna be my girlfriend in due time." 🕵️‍♀️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 This post will be read back to you in court someday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 And I'll say, "Can you not read it like that, man? You're making it sound gay when it was initially badass goodness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 A real alpha wouldn't pay for his drinks. You sound like a cuck boy. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Athena 92 said: A real alpha wouldn't pay for his drinks. You sound like a cuck boy. a REAL alpha doesn't do anything else with his mouth when it's open besides praising our lord and savior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: a REAL alpha doesn't do anything else with his mouth when it's open besides praising our lord and savior. Well of course but no one can ever hope to achieve such a level of pure alphaness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: Well of course but no one can ever hope to achieve such a level of pure alphaness. PRAISE THE HOLY ONE. Â i'm atheist what the fuck am i even talking about 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: PRAISE THE HOLY ONE. Â i'm atheist what the fuck am i even talking about AMEN I am too and have been for about a decade now I'm just memeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: AMEN I am too and have been for about a decade now I'm just memeing. i'm even too apathetic for that. BUT PRAISE THE HOLY SAVIOR, JESUS H CHICKEN SOUP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: When you're an alpha, you walk into a bar, walk behind the counter, help yourself to some Jack Honey shots, open the register and pay for them, shove any interloping bouncers outta the way, and then you walk up to the hot, blonde college age chick talking to her friends and you say, "Here I got you a drink. I'm pretty sure you're gonna be my girlfriend in due time." 🕵️‍♀️ Alphas don't hang out on message boards and tell people what's alpha 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 just sing to her  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 38 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Alphas don't hang out on message boards and tell people what's alpha I'm at the beach right now walking with a hot brunette who I met online, I'm just bored and on my phone, so don't act like I'm in my living room drinking and multitasking between watching TV and playing games without having talked to a girl in a few weeks. đź‘Š Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm at the beach right now walking with a hot brunette who I met online, I'm just bored and on my phone, so don't act like I'm in my living room drinking and multitasking between watching TV and playing games without having talked to a girl in a few weeks. đź‘Š Pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 "Honey Jack shots"? You aren't even in viewing distance of a real alpha. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Jack Honey shots Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 how you think you are.  and what really is happening.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I'm at the beach right now walking with a hot brunette who I met online, I'm just bored and on my phone, so don't act like I'm in my living room drinking and multitasking between watching TV and playing games without having talked to a girl in a few weeks. đź‘Š 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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