Zenigundam Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 there was this decently girl who sat next to me on the bus, and she told her friend "you smell great", but I thought she was talking to me, so I asked "you mean me?" and she said smiled.and said no, but then a minute later her friend asked me if she would bang me and she said that she wouldn't touch that, but I still knew that she wanted me, but because she said that I didn't make out with her as she was getting off of the bus. I honestly wanted to make out with her and give her a hickey or two, but I was seriously worried that she would have made a scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 2, 2018 Author Share Posted February 2, 2018 Yo I'm drunk. Mad grammatical errors in my OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Yo I'm drunk. Mad grammatical errors in my OP drinking is not helping find love 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 If you were to get maced right there in public I would be in tears from laughter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 If you have to preface your statement with"not to sound creepy" it probably means you sound creepy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 You always sound creepy zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Those threads where you don't need to read beyond the title. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Assuming this actually happened, let me tell you what really happened, as someone who used to be a teenage girl...So the two girls both probably thought you were creepy. Not in a "scary stalker" way, just in an "ew gross" way. So the one girl probably started pointing at you and laughing and asked her friend if she'd bang you just for shits and giggles. The other girl probably laughed and just said "Eww gross no" or something to that effect. In other words, they were both just laughing at you the whole time. Again, assuming this even happened. Even in your fantasies you can't be a true alpha. SAD. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Zenigundam pickup lines: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 That is way to clever for zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 21 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Zenigundam pickup lines: the proper verbage is "clitori" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 3, 2018 Author Share Posted February 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Top Gun said: Those threads where you don't need to read beyond the title. Ummmm no you should read everything. *shoves Top_Gun to the ground* ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Zeni is going to rape top_gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 1 hour ago, stilgar said: Zeni is going to rape top_gun. Reverse rape will happen next 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 That's creepy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 17 minutes ago, Misaka said: Reverse rape will happen next There is no such thing as reverse rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 8 hours ago, stilgar said: There is no such thing as reverse rape. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reverse rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 13 hours ago, stilgar said: Zeni is going to rape top_gun. If by "rape" you mean "feebly wave his micropenis around as he rolls in his flab on the floor," then yep, I'm shitting bricks here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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