Vamped Posted January 13, 2018 Posted January 13, 2018 You're going to explode. Go to Walgreens and get some anal sex, it's supposed to loosen the poop chute.
Vodkajellyshot Posted January 13, 2018 Posted January 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, nameraka said: I haven't taken a shit in weeks. Weeks... you are full of shit
nameraka Posted January 13, 2018 Author Posted January 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: You're going to explode. Go to Walgreens and get some anal sex, it's supposed to loosen the poop chute. holy hell. they sell that at wallgreens now? where have i been?
nameraka Posted January 13, 2018 Author Posted January 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said: you are full of shit i'm hoarding it in case of emergency.
TrigunBebop Posted January 13, 2018 Posted January 13, 2018 Sounds like you need more fiber. And a stool softener.
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 13, 2018 Posted January 13, 2018 You're doing it wrong. just add excessive fiber to your diet until you shit so much it makes you rage.
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