nameraka Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I haven't taken a shit in weeks. Weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 You're going to explode. Go to Walgreens and get some anal sex, it's supposed to loosen the poop chute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, nameraka said: I haven't taken a shit in weeks. Weeks... you are full of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: You're going to explode. Go to Walgreens and get some anal sex, it's supposed to loosen the poop chute. holy hell. they sell that at wallgreens now? where have i been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said: you are full of shit i'm hoarding it in case of emergency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Go to doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Sounds like you need more fiber. And a stool softener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 You're doing it wrong. just add excessive fiber to your diet until you shit so much it makes you rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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