nameraka Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 that's right. i'm a dangerous mother fucker. seriously though, does anyone know how far past the sell by date you can eat this shit without contracting death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Unopened usually it's good after a week or so 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, Misaka said: Unopened usually it's good after a week or so excellent. so i can probably just mix it with the expired peanut butter and go at it. i need to go to the damn store. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Well yogurt is supposed to be made from bacteria cultures so you'd think it might be safe well after. I have heard that modern store bought yogurt is nothing but sugar and other subs though so I can't say for sure.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: excellent. so i can probably just mix it with the expired peanut butter and go at it. i need to go to the damn store. Peanut butter expires? Well I have 15 year old peanut butter in my basement should I be worried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I thought death was the goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Well yogurt is supposed to be made from bacteria cultures so you'd think it might be safe well after. I have heard that modern store bought yogurt is nothing but sugar and other subs though so I can't say for sure.. well... i've eaten that shit now, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Misaka said: Peanut butter expires? Well I have 15 year old peanut butter in my basement should I be worried? mine has an expiration date on it. the only food i know of that definitely doesn't expire is honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: I thought death was the goal. death by yogurt isn't really the way i wanna go out though. i was thinking something more like this. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, nameraka said: death by yogurt isn't really the way i wanna go out though. i was thinking something more like this. You just spoiled the whole movie for anyone who didn't see it. Shame on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: You just spoiled the whole movie for anyone who didn't see it. Shame on you. shame on them for getting this far in life without having seen independence day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, nameraka said: shame on them for getting this far in life without having seen independence day. Just don't see the 2nd one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: Just don't see the 2nd one. i'd rather eat expired yogurt and die. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, nameraka said: i'd rather eat expired yogurt and die. It really was that bad for real. Will Smith wasn't even in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 31 minutes ago, nameraka said: death by yogurt isn't really the way i wanna go out though. i was thinking something more like this. I'm using this as a rap intro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 What do expired yogurt bitches taste like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: What do expired yogurt bitches taste like? if only i'd used a comma, i wouldn't have had to find out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, nameraka said: if only i'd used a comma, i wouldn't have had to find out. Well now it's time to learn... FOR SCIENCE! Edited January 11, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 relevant http://thechive.com/2018/01/04/22-times-commas-wouldve-changed-everything-22-photos/ 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 If it didn't smell off or taste weird then you're fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 humans are not supposed to consume dairy, unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I knew an Indian woman who had yogurt cultures passed down from generations 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 10 hours ago, Mewn said: If it didn't smell off or taste weird then you're fine. Pretty much this. Your nose is your buddy when it comes to testing if food has gone bad, and yogurt is will last a while anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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