Imagine a world where...

[SlappyKincaid]

...humans could fly, but either by furiously windmilling your dick around, or flapping your labia like mothra, but even though everyone had this ability, it was socially unacceptable to use it, but we all knew we could.

 

And then imagine that you had this thought while being a full grown adult who doesn't do drugs, taking a piss at work.  

[Poof]

then I’d probably take advantage and fly around bc there’s already gifs of me doing that

[molarbear]

I was gonna say mine probably couldn't support my body but then I saw this video and gained hope that I, could one day, surpass the bullshit that is commercial air travel.

[Mix]

1 hour ago, SlappyKincaid said:

...humans could fly, but either by furiously windmilling your dick around, or flapping your labia like mothra, but even though everyone had this ability, it was socially unacceptable to use it, but we all knew we could.

 

And then imagine that you had this thought while being a full grown adult who doesn't do drugs, taking a piss at work.  

no one flies even though they can......because.......it's socially unacceptable 

a child molester was beaten out of political office by less than 2 percent of the vote like yesterday....are you nuts....shiiiiiiiiiit

if anything, we should be discussing how Trump would be pushing for the "BUILD THE DOME" initiative, 'cause immigrants are gonna be flyin' in like WWI squadrons...

 

 

[SlappyKincaid]

6 hours ago, Clem Fandango said:

no one flies even though they can......because.......it's socially unacceptable 

a child molester was beaten out of political office by less than 2 percent of the vote like yesterday....are you nuts....shiiiiiiiiiit

if anything, we should be discussing how Trump would be pushing for the "BUILD THE DOME" initiative, 'cause immigrants are gonna be flyin' in like WWI squadrons...

 

 

 

[Raptorpat]

6 hours ago, Clem Fandango said:

'cause immigrants are gonna be flyin' in like WWI squadrons...

 

 

Holy shit that imagery man

[SlappyKincaid]

Hundreds of meatspins, but with valkries instead of "right round"

Would they send troops up after them?

[Raptorpat]

A dogfight or epic proportions.

Genitalia everywhere, with combatants' getting caught up in each other's and plummeting back to the ground.

[SlappyKincaid]

"We got a black cock down, we got a black cock down..."

[nameraka]

don't tell me what to do. 

[Drunkenwarrior]

10 hours ago, Poof said:

then I’d probably take advantage and fly around bc there’s already gifs of me doing that

Of you flying with your helicopter dick? 

[SlappyKincaid]

On 12/29/2017 at 1:18 PM, Drunkenwarrior said:

Of you flying with your helicopter dick? 

i was also confused by this

[Raptorpat]

So then maybe it is real after all

[SlappyKincaid]

 

[Poof]

On 12/29/2017 at 1:18 PM, Drunkenwarrior said:

Of you flying with your helicopter dick? 

Wtf do u think

[Drunkenwarrior]

2 hours ago, Poof said:

Wtf do u think

Yes... 

[fuggnificent]

2 hours ago, Poof said:

Wtf do u think

i unsuccessfully googled it : (

[SlappyKincaid]

http://columbiafederalist.com/home/2017/2/8/helicopter-dick-pilot-takes-flight