SlappyKincaid Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ...humans could fly, but either by furiously windmilling your dick around, or flapping your labia like mothra, but even though everyone had this ability, it was socially unacceptable to use it, but we all knew we could. And then imagine that you had this thought while being a full grown adult who doesn't do drugs, taking a piss at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 then I’d probably take advantage and fly around bc there’s already gifs of me doing that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I was gonna say mine probably couldn't support my body but then I saw this video and gained hope that I, could one day, surpass the bullshit that is commercial air travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, SlappyKincaid said: ...humans could fly, but either by furiously windmilling your dick around, or flapping your labia like mothra, but even though everyone had this ability, it was socially unacceptable to use it, but we all knew we could. And then imagine that you had this thought while being a full grown adult who doesn't do drugs, taking a piss at work. no one flies even though they can......because.......it's socially unacceptable a child molester was beaten out of political office by less than 2 percent of the vote like yesterday....are you nuts....shiiiiiiiiiit if anything, we should be discussing how Trump would be pushing for the "BUILD THE DOME" initiative, 'cause immigrants are gonna be flyin' in like WWI squadrons... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Clem Fandango said: no one flies even though they can......because.......it's socially unacceptable a child molester was beaten out of political office by less than 2 percent of the vote like yesterday....are you nuts....shiiiiiiiiiit if anything, we should be discussing how Trump would be pushing for the "BUILD THE DOME" initiative, 'cause immigrants are gonna be flyin' in like WWI squadrons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Clem Fandango said: 'cause immigrants are gonna be flyin' in like WWI squadrons... Holy shit that imagery man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 Hundreds of meatspins, but with valkries instead of "right round" Would they send troops up after them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 A dogfight or epic proportions. Genitalia everywhere, with combatants' getting caught up in each other's and plummeting back to the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 "We got a black cock down, we got a black cock down..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 don't tell me what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Poof said: then I’d probably take advantage and fly around bc there’s already gifs of me doing that Of you flying with your helicopter dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 On 12/29/2017 at 1:18 PM, Drunkenwarrior said: Of you flying with your helicopter dick? i was also confused by this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 So then maybe it is real after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 On 12/29/2017 at 1:18 PM, Drunkenwarrior said: Of you flying with your helicopter dick? Wtf do u think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Poof said: Wtf do u think Yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Poof said: Wtf do u think i unsuccessfully googled it : ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 http://columbiafederalist.com/home/2017/2/8/helicopter-dick-pilot-takes-flight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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