The War on Christmas

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I went to the grocery store tonight and the cashier told me "Merry Christmas" after I paid. 

[Cau]

The war on Christmas is my favorite war.

That nobody has died in, obviously

[StarPanda]

She wants the snow 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 minutes ago, StarPanda said:

She wants the snow 

You know as well I as do there's no snow here. 

[StarPanda]

It a getting colder tho but warming up next week dam it Cali 

[SlappyKincaid]

Strange how what should be a happy fun greeting can be twisted into a caustic veiled political phrase.

I mean, I remember when Obama shot everyone who said "merry christmas", took their guns and their money and gave it to lazy illegal immigrants.  And then when he forced everyone to say "happy holidays" it was like rounding up people and tattooing numbers on them before sending them off to camps.  Literally.  Because there are no other holidays in december.  None whatsoever, and how dare you suggest otherwise, you dirty commie hippie liberal mus... je...  uh... 

I'm going to prematurely terminate this shitpost like a republican senators lovechild, because i've never experienced subliminal hatred like hearing a "merry christmas" come from a tea-party-ass rush limbaugh "sandy hook was a hoax" literally tick every box of a fucking right wing maniac... fucking old southern ladies saying "oh, bless your heart" got nothing on what i done seent.  Takes a true piece of shit-ass garbage to make a happy holiday wishing into a really fucking thinly veiled insult, and a greeting given in spite ain't a fucking greeting.

I'm projecting because I'm pretty sure I have actual ptsd, but I hope the person I'm referring to dropped both of his grandchildren on their soft spots and then had a heart attack while driving to the hospital

[Opium]

Only one man can end the war: Kirk Cameron.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 minutes ago, diphenyl oxalate said:

Only one man can end the war: Kirk Cameron.

What about this:

[Opium]

4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What about this:

Are you gonna trust a man climbing a tree in fear of battle or the man who's jumping in with a weaponized candy cane and golden ball?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, diphenyl oxalate said:

Are you gonna trust a man climbing a tree in fear of battle or the man who's jumping in with a weaponized candy cane and golden ball?

You gotta point.

[SlappyKincaid]

28 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You gotta point.

kirk cameron is gonna go to a gay bar and smash heads with that candy cane, but for baby jesus.

I dont remember that part in the meaning of christmas

[Raptorpat]

Merry Christmas Jake.

[Vamped]

12 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I went to the grocery store tonight and the cashier told me "Merry Christmas" after I paid. 

I got a good talking to from an old white man about saying Happy Holiday instead of Merry Christmas