I should start a Patreon for the Cult of Gordon

[Swimmod_Luna]

Donate $5 or more and get exclusive donors only pictures of Gordon, $10 or more and get a baggie of Gordon's fur delivered to you, $100 or more and u can come pet Gordon

[Cau]

What if I give you the password to my bank account?

[Phillies]

I wanna come pet Gordon. 

 

[Swimmod_Luna]

4 minutes ago, Cau said:

What if I give you the password to my bank account?

U can pet Gordon for an hour

[Swimmod_Luna]

2 minutes ago, Phillies said:

I wanna come pet Gordon. 

 

Ur not going to hurt Gordon are u

[Cau]

1 minute ago, Athena 92 said:

U can pet Gordon for an hour

What if I give you my credit cards too

[Swimmod_Luna]

Just now, Cau said:

What if I give you my credit cards too

2 hours

[Cau]

Just now, Athena 92 said:

2 hours

What if I make you the beneficiary of my 401k?

[Swimmod_Luna]

Just now, Cau said:

What if I make you the beneficiary of my 401k?

5 hours

[Cau]

1 minute ago, Athena 92 said:

5 hours

What if I make you the beneficiary of my life insurance policy?

[Swimmod_Luna]

Just now, Cau said:

What if I make you the beneficiary of my life insurance policy?

How much is ur policy

[Cau]

50k

But I'm willing to take out another one

[Swimmod_Luna]

19 minutes ago, Cau said:

50k

But I'm willing to take out another one

Take out another and u can have Gordon

[Cau]

Done

[Swimmod_Luna]

8 minutes ago, Cau said:

Done

Thnx. Gordon is at the bottom of that cliff over there, u can just walk over the edge he'll catch u

[Cau]

13 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

Thnx. Gordon is at the bottom of that cliff over there, u can just walk over the edge he'll catch u

Nice

[Naraku4656]

what if i don't even have a ramen noodle to spare?

[Vodkajellyshot]

4 hours ago, Athena 92 said:

Donate $5 or more and get exclusive donors only pictures of Gordon, $10 or more and get a baggie of Gordon's fur delivered to you, $100 or more and u can come pet Gordon

ohh hai gordon 

[Phillies]

17 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said:

ohh hai gordon 

WHAT?? GORDON HAS BEEN A PUSSY THIS WHOLE TIME?? 

[Vodkajellyshot]

1 minute ago, Phillies said:

WHAT?? GORDON HAS BEEN A PUSSY THIS WHOLE TIME?? 

these are just potential cult members 

[Phillies]

so Gordon has an army of pussies now?

[Ric]

5 hours ago, Cau said:

What if I give you the password to my bank account?

How did you get a bank account being 12 years old?

[Cau]

I welcome all these cuties into the cult of Gordon

[Cau]

Just now, Ric said:

How did you get a bank account being 12 years old?

My mom took me to get one to start saving for college

[Vodkajellyshot]

3 minutes ago, Phillies said:

so Gordon has an army of pussies now?

[fuggnificent]

2 hours ago, Phillies said:

WHAT?? GORDON HAS BEEN A PUSSY THIS WHOLE TIME?? 

yah...so i made of the whole thing about him being their favorite male pornstar. its hilarious u thought that this whole time. 

[Cau]

1 minute ago, fuggnificent said:

yah...so i made of the whole thing about him being their favorite male pornstar. its hilarious u thought that this whole time. 

My favorite male pornstar is also named Gordon.

[Distortedreasoning]

do you accept crypto currency? 

[Codename: Jackass]

I LOVE GORDON

I WANT TO PET GORDON