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2 hours ago, Zenigundam? said:

It's in early February, but I really don't want to be selected because of the whole warrant situation, that'll be very uncomfortable coming into the courthouse like that.

It's not hard. You mention you have warrants, boom, instantly off the hook, because that DOES exempt you from jury duty.

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Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly...

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19 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

It's not hard. You mention you have warrants, boom, instantly off the hook, because that DOES exempt you from jury duty.

Please this.

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17 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly...

I kind of hope they use police brutality.

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You "kind of" hope? What's up with generation z being so wishy washy? Apologizing to a random girl at the mall because you didn't completely hold the door open for her is neither cool nor chivalrous.

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53 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly...

That's the point, dumbass. You're not a TRUE alpha until you can juke the cops while they KNOW you have a warrant.

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I'll probably just answer the questionnaire online in such a way that I won't be selected, but if they do select me and I blow it off, there better not be someone pounding on my front.door the next.day because I'm gonna yell, " STOP KNOCKING ON MY *#$&ING DOOR!" to which the person knocking will reply, "S-sorry :(" and leave me alone about it.

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14 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

That's the point, dumbass. You're not a TRUE alpha until you can juke the cops while they KNOW you have a warrant.

He might get deported if he does that

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