Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 It's in early February, but I really don't want to be selected because of the whole warrant situation, that'll be very uncomfortable coming into the courthouse like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 You can exempt yourself if you have a good excuse. I've used my mental health to get out of it before. I told the judge I was bipolar they let me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I hope you get arrested finally, would be the Christmas present we need. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 (edited) You're totally gonna get selected and have to wait an entire trial, just watch. Edited December 17, 2017 by bnmjy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I want to watch zeni KO the entire courthouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 It isn't a real summons, it is a scam they do to round up dumbasses with beta warrants.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 The real betas are the cops who are too scared to knock on my door and inquire about my warrant lest they should upset me. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: It's in early February, but I really don't want to be selected because of the whole warrant situation, that'll be very uncomfortable coming into the courthouse like that. It's not hard. You mention you have warrants, boom, instantly off the hook, because that DOES exempt you from jury duty. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 19 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: It's not hard. You mention you have warrants, boom, instantly off the hook, because that DOES exempt you from jury duty. Please this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 17 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly... I kind of hope they use police brutality. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 You "kind of" hope? What's up with generation z being so wishy washy? Apologizing to a random girl at the mall because you didn't completely hold the door open for her is neither cool nor chivalrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 They never want me when I go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 53 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly... That's the point, dumbass. You're not a TRUE alpha until you can juke the cops while they KNOW you have a warrant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Just be yourself when you go in you'll have no problem getting out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Blow it off, it will just add to your bad ass alpha warrants..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 I'll probably just answer the questionnaire online in such a way that I won't be selected, but if they do select me and I blow it off, there better not be someone pounding on my front.door the next.day because I'm gonna yell, " STOP KNOCKING ON MY *#$&ING DOOR!" to which the person knocking will reply, "S-sorry :(" and leave me alone about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 14 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: That's the point, dumbass. You're not a TRUE alpha until you can juke the cops while they KNOW you have a warrant. He might get deported if he does that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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