Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 It's in early February, but I really don't want to be selected because of the whole warrant situation, that'll be very uncomfortable coming into the courthouse like that.
Phillies Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 You can exempt yourself if you have a good excuse. I've used my mental health to get out of it before. I told the judge I was bipolar they let me off.
Sandstone Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 I hope you get arrested finally, would be the Christmas present we need. 2 1
bnmjy Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 (edited) You're totally gonna get selected and have to wait an entire trial, just watch. Edited December 17, 2017 by bnmjy 2
Ginguy Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 It isn't a real summons, it is a scam they do to round up dumbasses with beta warrants.... 2
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Posted December 17, 2017 The real betas are the cops who are too scared to knock on my door and inquire about my warrant lest they should upset me. ?
lupin_bebop Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: It's in early February, but I really don't want to be selected because of the whole warrant situation, that'll be very uncomfortable coming into the courthouse like that. It's not hard. You mention you have warrants, boom, instantly off the hook, because that DOES exempt you from jury duty. 1 2
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Posted December 17, 2017 Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly...
Sandstone Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 19 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: It's not hard. You mention you have warrants, boom, instantly off the hook, because that DOES exempt you from jury duty. Please this.
Sandstone Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 17 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly... I kind of hope they use police brutality. 1 1
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Posted December 17, 2017 You "kind of" hope? What's up with generation z being so wishy washy? Apologizing to a random girl at the mall because you didn't completely hold the door open for her is neither cool nor chivalrous.
lupin_bebop Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 53 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly... That's the point, dumbass. You're not a TRUE alpha until you can juke the cops while they KNOW you have a warrant.
Swimmod_Luna Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 Just be yourself when you go in you'll have no problem getting out of it.
Ginguy Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 Blow it off, it will just add to your bad ass alpha warrants.....
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Posted December 17, 2017 I'll probably just answer the questionnaire online in such a way that I won't be selected, but if they do select me and I blow it off, there better not be someone pounding on my front.door the next.day because I'm gonna yell, " STOP KNOCKING ON MY *#$&ING DOOR!" to which the person knocking will reply, "S-sorry :(" and leave me alone about it.
Misaka Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 14 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: That's the point, dumbass. You're not a TRUE alpha until you can juke the cops while they KNOW you have a warrant. He might get deported if he does that
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