Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 Every time I find a guy I like I end up getting mushy and calling him nicknames like Tiger or Little Bear or saying shit like "sleep tight sweet prince", or "I wrote a story about you"... I also have a propensity for cheesy flirting and using pickup lines such as. "I'd snap you up like a warm chocolate chip cookie..."
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 Every time I find a guy I like I end up getting mushy and calling him nicknames like Tiger or Little Bear or saying shit like "sleep tight sweet prince", or "I wrote a story about you"... I also have a propensity for cheesy flirting and using pickup lines such as. "I'd snap you up like a warm chocolate chip cookie..."
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 gay Only gay if the balls touch bro.
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 gay Only gay if the balls touch bro.
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 I can give you a sample if you like. Although it's not really authentic if I can't actually get into it. I need to feel the love butterflies in my tummy.
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 More like talking to any guy You're not just any guy to me Caubert. You should know this by now. inb4 you reject my advances and claim 12 year girl immunity.
Cau Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 I think he wants to do us in the butts while we hug.
Phillies Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 I can give you a sample if you like. Although it's not really authentic if I can't actually get into it. I need to feel the love butterflies in my tummy. whut
fuggnificent Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 That s nice but people are such assholes now. Good luck with that.
RPM Jr. Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 That explains a lot, especially when you talk to me. (Sorry for the smartass remark.) In all seriousness, when I was single, that's how I was when I would talk to a girl I really liked. That is, when I had the courage to talk to her at all. I can definitely relate, man.
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 That s nice but people are such assholes now. Good luck with that. I've never received anything but compliments when I flirt with other males. I have been told numerous times I have a way with words....
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 That explains a lot, especially when you talk to me. (Sorry for the smartass remark.) In all seriousness, when I was single, that's how I was when I would talk to a girl I really liked. That is, when I had the courage to talk to her at all. I can definitely relate, man. No worries, this thread wasn't meant to be serious even if it is accurate about my personality.
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 this is how you talk to me Quackers[/member] Because you're a cutie. Duh
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