Naraku4656 Posted October 29, 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET. YOUR SISTER HAS BEEN A RELATIONSHIP FOR YEARS, WHERE'S YOURS??!!?? when one falls out of the sky for me i'll let you know
StarPanda Posted October 29, 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 Pay me and I'll be your girlfriend but no kissing
Naraku4656 Posted October 29, 2017 Author Posted October 29, 2017 i have no money but you can pay me for the privilege
Naraku4656 Posted October 29, 2017 Author Posted October 29, 2017 why is starpanda pretending that he doesnt want your dick we all know he does
Cau Posted October 29, 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 Maybe you should start a relationship with your sister
Naraku4656 Posted October 29, 2017 Author Posted October 29, 2017 Maybe you should start a relationship with your sister i'll start one with you
death_by_motorboat Posted October 29, 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 It is a few things.  Numero Uno: they want to know you are exercising your sexuality in a healthy way. ie: you might seem reclusive like me. People that thought I was reclusive came and just basically asked if I'm turned on by healthy things or if I was a pervert.  They all were like "OMG HE FUCKS WHOARS!!" Because of all the weird shit in life in general, They assumed I wasn't interested in a relationship I must be into weird shit. So they want to know what you are fucking. I can see that.  2. Maybe they just want you to be happy. They show it in a weird way, but the whole subject is weird so don't get mad, they just don't know what to think.  3. Maturity would have you in conservative world like it is, a productive married man by now. Don't get mad, society is weird.  4. uwotm8  5. Finger discount Â
JeNewBee Posted October 29, 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 I always figured my family thought I'd be forever alone Never ask me any of that junk
JeNewBee Posted October 29, 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 I always figured my family thought I'd be forever alone Never ask me any of that junk
Sandstone Posted October 29, 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 I would take that any day over the uncomfortable and awkward lecture type thing my fundie christian Grandparents gave me last time I visited them... Â To paraphrase this starts out with... Â Grandma: "You know so many young kids these days are just doing awful stuff and men are dating men and women are dating women. I just don't know what the lord is gonna do when he comes back..." *sad semi-accusatory phase with long awkward pause and hand on my hand* Â Grandpa: "Let me tell you a story, you know what the Bible says about what the Lord thinks about that. He said you should stone em to death right then and there... I don't know what this world is coming too..." Â *and some more quotes from Ecclesiastes, Paul's letter to Timothy, and a short recount about how lovely it was when God burnt those abominations to a crisp with a giant pillar of fire from the blessed heavens.* Â Then more long pauses and them looking over songbooks to pick out stuff to have sung at their funerals. Â My family is great.
Sandstone Posted October 29, 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 I would take that any day over the uncomfortable and awkward lecture type thing my fundie christian Grandparents gave me last time I visited them... Â To paraphrase this starts out with... Â Grandma: "You know so many young kids these days are just doing awful stuff and men are dating men and women are dating women. I just don't know what the lord is gonna do when he comes back..." *sad semi-accusatory phase with long awkward pause and hand on my hand* Â Grandpa: "Let me tell you a story, you know what the Bible says about what the Lord thinks about that. He said you should stone em to death right then and there... I don't know what this world is coming too..." Â *and some more quotes from Ecclesiastes, Paul's letter to Timothy, and a short recount about how lovely it was when God burnt those abominations to a crisp with a giant pillar of fire from the blessed heavens.* Â Then more long pauses and them looking over songbooks to pick out stuff to have sung at their funerals. Â My family is great.
Naraku4656 Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I SLEEP ALL GODDAMN DAY
Naraku4656 Posted October 30, 2017 Author Posted October 30, 2017 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I SLEEP ALL GODDAMN DAY
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 Depression issues? Possibly low testosterone, or blood sugar problems, or a mix of any of those three.
Sandstone Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 Depression issues? Possibly low testosterone, or blood sugar problems, or a mix of any of those three.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 I'll dress cute for you, gimme a smooch. :*
Cau Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 I'll dress cute for you, gimme a smooch. :* When are you two getting married?
Codename: Jackass Posted October 30, 2017 Posted October 30, 2017 When are you two getting married? next month
Codename: Jackass Posted October 31, 2017 Posted October 31, 2017 Am I invited? You're my maid of honor.
Cau Posted October 31, 2017 Posted October 31, 2017 You're my maid of honor. This is the best night of my life.
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