Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When people play their music on their phone in a public place.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When a police car gets behind me in traffic.
K_N Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 hells yeah...my man/woman! (?) im a dude i just like anyone with a hole, sexually
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When my hair isn't sitting the right way on my head and I can feel it.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Wearing hats, watches, necklaces, lanyards. When boxer shorts bunch up.
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When I'm at work wearing dirty clothes and unshaved and look and smell like shit and have to interact with a manager.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 People talking amongst themselves in a quiet place.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When people clap at the movies Now I'm triggered.
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 This one time a woman I had never met pulled up next to my car while I was sitting in the convenience store parking lot. She looked at me for a minute and put her window down. I noticed she was drinking a beer. In the car. While driving. She asked me if I was single and wanted me to come with her. Â That made me pretty uncomfortable, tbh. Lady thought you looked like an easy mark.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Being told what to do by someone who isn't a boss or parent.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Being left alone with a friend of a friend Related: being left alone with someone I've just met.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Overly repetitive structures in music.
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When someone is taking about something they're passionate about
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Lady thought you looked like an easy mark. Â ALL WOMEN ARE VAMPIRES
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 ALL WOMEN ARE VAMPIRES That sort drains wallets and bank accounts.
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 That sort drains wallets and bank accounts. Â If you're a normal person they'll just drain your dick
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When you accidentally offend someone in public
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 People who talk about things only they care about. People who continue trying to have a conversation long after I've made it clear thatI'm not invested. Strangers who try to start a conversation for no apparent reason. Â Seriously, leave me the fuck alone and let me be an aspie in peace.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Mispronouncing words when talking to others.
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When someone sits/parks next to you when there's a bunch of open spots
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 NEXT LEVEL CRINGE: when you're the only one at the urinal and someone comes in and picks the one right next to you.
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 If you're a normal person they'll just drain your dick  Like playing Russian Roulette, too?
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 In college, when ass-kissing students try to have ten minute conversations with the professor in the middle of the lecture, taking away classtime from everyone else.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Literally bumping into a stranger while walking around in public.
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When someone doesn't understand something after it's been explained like a dozen times
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Getting someone else's body fluids (saliva, sweat, blood) on you.
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When you can't understand someone through their accent
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Getting weird crunchy or rubbery debris while chewing your food.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Sittingdown in a chair that is still warm from the last person who used it.
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