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I honestly don't think I've ever had this thought.

I can do fresh pizza forever but 2 day old refrigerator pizza is whateva

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What are you making?

 

Does this mean youre cooking chicken or that you somehow created an egg and are now sitting on it hoping it's a chicken and not a chupacabra? 

 

 

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Does this mean youre cooking chicken or that you somehow created an egg and are now sitting on it hoping it's a chicken and not a chupacabra?

It could be both

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I once made a chicken.

It required turning into a chicken and gettin' some.

But that steamy erotic night made a chick I'm proud to call my daughter.

 

You should see her softball arm now.

It took a man's life once.

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