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No we need you at 100% soldier

Whoa whoa whoa, I don't like the implication that I'm any kind of soldier. I ain't fightin' shit! >:(
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Oh, well maybe. If death is surely imminent, definitely.

I mean, look. If the world is a nuclear wasteland, and I somehow survive, I can't promise that I won't be getting as shitfaced as possible.
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You have to fight to make America great again

No! Screw that! I love America, but not enough to fight for it.

 

Unless something happens to my dogs or cats, I'm not fighting for a God damn thing.

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Fine whatever I guess we are better of with Russia or China taking over

If I'm the only thing standing between us and Russia/China, we're fucked no matter what. :P
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better relapse than prolapse

I dunno, man. There's no money in relapsing. Prolapsing, you're one video away from making a small fortune.
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