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Eating stromboli with a spoon is hard.


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A SPOON!? No. One should go down on a Stromboli like a promiscuous sorority girl at USC's Cockfest.

 

I don't like dirty hands

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Eating corn on the cob with chopsticks is rough.

 

You aren't doing it right then.

 

Corn on the cob is easier to grill if you jam a chopstick up it's cornhole. Gives you something to grab that won't melt in the grill heat. 

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You aren't doing it right then.

 

Corn on the cob is easier to grill if you jam a chopstick up it's cornhole. Gives you something to grab that won't melt in the grill heat.

 

I'm too young to be going around cornholing.

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Even the Amish teach their kids about the cornhole eventually.

 

Maybe when you turn 13.

That will never happen.

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:(

 

you know I've never understood the concept of the spoon they give you when you order spaghetti at a restaurant...like I get it...but my hand doesn't...I just fuckin whatever...commit to making a mess...

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you know I've never understood the concept of the spoon they give you when you order spaghetti at a restaurant...like I get it...but my hand doesn't...I just fuckin whatever...commit to making a mess...

 

That has never happened to me once ever.

 

I just used a spoon because there weren't any forks left in the break room.

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