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this bitch lives in lake placid Florida...and I said to her "hey did you buy some supplies? Have you boarded up your sliding glass door?" And she says "na, *insert boyfriends name* says we'll be alright...we're headed up to Disney tonight"....BITCH YOU IG-NANT I HOPE YOU FUCKIN DIE NOW....

 

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not really I don't want her to die but I want her to stop being fucking stupid...bitch is in evac and she like "IMMA GO TO DISNEY WORLD"..... :|

 

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im not into incest tho....so...there's that

 

what?  :-\

 

ok, you lost me.....and all of a sudden i'm not comfortable with how you're looking at me and I feel a sudden need to wear layers.....

 

i'm not gonna lie to you, I will be telling mom about this during our daily phone pow wows

 

 

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what?  :-\

 

ok, you lost me.....and all of a sudden i'm not comfortable with how you're looking at me and I feel a sudden need to wear layers.....

 

i'm not gonna lie to you, I will be telling mom about this during our daily phone pow wows

 

go for it...she'll care just as much about it as she does her first born...cause as much as I despise it...I'm the favorite...and the baby

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go for it...she'll care just as much about it as she does her first born...cause as much as I despise it...I'm the favorite...and the baby

 

jealousy doesn't look good on you, darling....everyone knows i'm mother's favorite....we even go on vacations without you...last year, we had a marvelous time at St. Barts

 

 

 

 

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jealousy doesn't look good on you, darling....everyone knows i'm mother's favorite....we even go on vacations without you...last year, we had a marvelous time at St. Barts

 

good I'm happy for you...but forewarned...even though she is my mother she is still a piece of shit human being...don't let her know your social

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good I'm happy for you...but forewarned...even though she is my mother she is still a piece of shit human being...don't let her know your social

 

don't talk about our mother that way.... :robotmad

 

she raised us by herself....held down 18 jobs to pay for your braces and my plastic surgery....she's a saint

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don't talk about our mother that way.... :robotmad

 

she raised us by herself....held down 18 jobs to pay for your braces and my plastic surgery....she's a saint

 

yeah...no...you got that wrong son....I was the one to have plastic surgery to repair my eye socket after the dog bit me in the face (true story...lucky I still have my left eye)

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yeah...no...you got that wrong son....I was the one to have plastic surgery to repair my eye socket after the dog bit me in the face (true story...lucky I still have my left eye)

 

:|

 

you're ruining my fun....i'm going to go pretend to be someone else's more loved twin brother

 

 

dun Dun DUN.....TWINS  ::spin::

 

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