Zenigundam Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 And at just the right moment you say, "You're officially my girlfriend". That, my friends, is how it's done. :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 I love that you love it when I have sex with women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 I love that you love it when I have sex with women. But you don't do what I do, which is become a boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 But you don't do what I do, which is become a boyfriend. I prefer to become a swan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Talking to your hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 While it is a bit strange that you love when I have sex, I appreciate it. Didn't expect you to be so mature about me getting more of it than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 While it is a bit strange that you love when I have sex, I appreciate it. Didn't expect you to be so mature about me getting more of it than you. For your first time, just tell her beforehand that it's your first time. You don't have the swag to pull off the low-key virginity loss, and she'll definitely notice if you try to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 For your first time, just tell her beforehand that it's your first time. You don't have the swag to pull off the low-key virginity loss, and she'll definitely notice if you try to. What's that? I couldn't hear you over your blaring virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Why do you love it when other people have sex? Is it because you don't get to have sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 That's nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Talking to your hand? oooooh big words for someone in the same boat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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