Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Damnit that was stupid. Now I just blew my chances with that cutie all because I took a bullet for the greater cause.
mthor Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 You mean the chances that are a lot like those that a snowball has in Hell?
naraku360 Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Wow. You're never going to get laid at this rate.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 You mean the chances that are a lot like those that a snowball has in Hell? Yeah right. She sees me as the older, sophisticated, alpha male.
MEXobiologist Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 please zeni, i'm not sure i'm comfortable with you advertising us through your internet dating creepery.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 please zeni, i'm not sure i'm comfortable with you advertising us through your internet dating creepery. I had to make sure that she probably wouldn't find this place since UEMB on a google search doesn't bring you here until you peruse a few pages, and I fear what she'll think if she ever sees the lies that have been spread about me on the internet because she's just a young, impressionable 18 year old woman, but anyway it'll be hard to get her into my pajamas since she lives in Manhattan, has a wide age range that she's open to dating, and is quite sexy.
Judy Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Honestly, I think women are put off by your charisma and the fact that you bleed testosterone. I mean, if you look at a woman, she'll get pregnant. Nothing you can do, besides maybe maiming your face, so as to lure the ladies in.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Wow. You're never going to get laid at this rate. Nope.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 I gave her the power couple pitch. This ain't Big Brother! You get an F.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Honestly, I think women are put off by your charisma and the fact that you bleed testosterone. I mean, if you look at a woman, she'll get pregnant. Nothing you can do, besides maybe maiming your face, so as to lure the ladies in. You tell many truths.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 This ain't Big Brother! You get an F. You tell many lies.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 You tell many lies. Actually, I was making a reference that bombed bigly (big league?). You'd have to watch Big Brother (the reality game show on CBS) in order to get it.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Hmm haven't seen it thought it was a misplaced 1984 reference
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Hmm haven't seen it thought it was a misplaced 1984 reference It's cool.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Most people would think you were referring to Orwell.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Most people would think you were referring to Orwell. True. I could've been more clear, I guess. Fun fact: There's a stuffed owl on the show named Orwell.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 I haven't even heard of that show. What the hell is going on with TV nowadays?
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 I haven't even heard of that show. What the hell is going on with TV nowadays? Seriously? It's been around since 2000. Oh, yeah. You were watching anime and stuff around then.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Seriously? It's been around since 2000. Oh, yeah. You were watching anime and stuff around then. Wow quit making me out to be a nerd. "Orwell" probably doesn't even air on a basic cable channel.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Wow quit making me out to be a nerd. "Orwell" probably doesn't even air on a basic cable channel. It's on CBS. Also, this season featured the following woman as a House Guest.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 The only things I know that air on CBS are 60 Minutes, SEC Football, and some CSI shet.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 That girl's all right, but she would have to come to me first.
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