Mix Posted August 19, 2017 Posted August 19, 2017 this terminology has gotta stop. No. I've done this before in music theory class where I hated the terms for things. I'll learn them enough just so I can understand what other ppl mean when they talk to me or I read junk. But there's no way I'm saying all this yeehaw stuff in my head to myself. So in my head I'm going to come up w/my own terms for things. My music theory teacher hated me for this. I even had a different system for remembering scales & chords. She was exasperated. I said, "Are my answers wrong?" She said, "No but that's not the way music scholars have done it for hundreds of years." I said "OK" The tournaments not on a wheel boat on the Mississippi river. I didn't check my six shooters at the dock. I didn't ride my horse here. Yosemite Sam didn't pay my entry fee. Just playing a card game. Relax cowboys. just burn your money now
Codename: Jackass Posted August 19, 2017 Posted August 19, 2017 Three Fingers Four Fingers The Fist Or maybe Fingers The Fist The Wrist very nice I like it
Codename: Jackass Posted August 19, 2017 Posted August 19, 2017 im thinking pornographic is the way to go I'm gonna give you an opportunity to get in on the ground floor of my new graphic design company, Porno Graphics. We do signs and T-shirts and other shit, no real porno involved but dumb teenagers will buy it.
Phillies Posted August 19, 2017 Posted August 19, 2017 Caro's Book of Poker Tells. Get that book it will make you a sexual Tyrannosaurus at the poker table.
Ginguy Posted August 19, 2017 Posted August 19, 2017 Never draw to an inside straight. If you can't spot the dead money in three hands, the other seven players have.
Phillies Posted August 19, 2017 Posted August 19, 2017 Never draw to an inside straight. If you can't spot the dead money in three hands, the other seven players have. Bluff the draw
Codename: Jackass Posted August 20, 2017 Posted August 20, 2017 if I had a nickel every time someone wanted me to join a t shirt business, I'd have like 20 cents T-shirts are just phase one of my five-step wealth plan.
Zenigundam Posted August 20, 2017 Posted August 20, 2017 Never raise pre-flop with aces or kings. Underplay pockets like any other hand so that when you hit quads or the boat, you seriously mess everybody else up and take all of their chips because they never had the faintest clue.
Judy Posted August 20, 2017 Posted August 20, 2017 Three Fingers Four Fingers The Fist Or maybe Fingers The Fist The Wrist How's about the bicep and then you flex?
Hornshire Posted August 20, 2017 Posted August 20, 2017 this kinda stuff (from poker tips website): Double Barrel More Often Too many players fire a shot on the flop and universally give up on the turn. Try firing another barrel occasionally. Players will call a flop bet with draws, overcards, or just because they think they can take the play away from you on the turn. Sometimes you need to fire another barrel to take them down. That's retarded. If dude has such a hard-on for metaphorically shooting people, he should invest in a copy of GTA, instead of not using the words that were specifically intended for the card game, like "raise". Is that super common, or just this one douchebag?
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