the same AT&T guy rang my doorbell FOR THE THIRD TIME

[Naraku4656]

GO THE FUCK AWAY I DON'T WANT YOUR INTERNET SERVICE

[Naraku4656]

at this point i won't be surprised

[lupin_bebop]

Yeah. Not get their internet service unless you literally have no other choice.

By this point, he wants your dick.

[Sawdamizer]

Is it mochi?

[StarPanda]

he wants your D

[Vamped]

go to the door nekkid next time 

[Naraku4656]

if they ring the door again i'm going to put a sign out there

[Naraku4656]

don't make me cum over there

[Vamped]

"This butt is for mochi only"

I always assumed Mochi was a bottom 

[Naraku4656]

who knows. who cares

[Vamped]

who knows. who cares

 

I like to make believe how regular people I see have sex.  Especially people in airports. 

[Naraku4656]

i too have the sex

[StarPanda]

i too have the sex

Hey babeh

[Naraku4656]

hello human

[Vamped]

i too have the sex

 

I imagine it being quick and desperate ....  with a ginger in a green sundress and a white sweater.

 

 

But not desperate in a negative way .... desperate in the romance novel way .... like you've been trying not to have sex but then .... it happens 

 

 

 

[Naraku4656]

I imagine it being quick and desperate ....  with a ginger in a green sundress and a white sweater.

 

 

But not desperate in a negative way .... desperate in the romance novel way .... like you've been trying not to have sex but then .... it happens 

have you seen who i try to flirt with because you're on the nose. except for the sex part, but i do have trail mix

[Vamped]

have you seen who i try to flirt with because you're on the nose. except for the sex part, but i do have trail mix

 

 

just a feelin' ..... then you make good with the sex part soon.

[Naraku4656]

[Naraku4656]

how many times do you think he used that as an excuse

[Vamped]

[Naraku4656]

what does the sex feel like

i can tell you what oral feels like. biting and disappointment

[Naraku4656]

was mochi too big for you

no but my girlfriend was

[Naraku4656]

don't remember

[Naraku4656]

DON'T REMEMBER

[Naraku4656]

i'm ambivalent