Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 "Hollywood, really..." And my first thought was "who takes a shitty souvenir hat seriously?" And my second thought was "no shit, dicknose I'm famous!" And then turns out they're looking for the bus to the hospital, which isnt this one, But they didn't get off and change buses. I love life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 What kind of hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 sounds great you shouldve followed them home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 sounds great you shouldve followed them home That's called stalking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 One night a guy came in and asked if we had any rooms available, told him we're sold out, he says "But I'm a ~*~*Diamond Member*~*~ I thought there was always supposed to be a guaranteed room available for me" I just said "no sir" Like maybe he thought we keep some rooms empty on purpose just in case a special diamond member needs one after midnight Or he wanted me to wake up and kick out a lower tier hotel rewards club member so he could sleep in their dirty room I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 What kind of hat? The most shameless snapback in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 sounds great you shouldve followed them home I was worried they followed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 One night a guy came in and asked if we had any rooms available, told him we're sold out, he says "But I'm a ~*~*Diamond Member*~*~ I thought there was always supposed to be a guaranteed room available for me" I just said "no sir" Like maybe he thought we keep some rooms empty on purpose just in case a special diamond member needs one after midnight Or he wanted me to wake up and kick out a lower tier hotel rewards club member so he could sleep in their dirty room I don't know. Maybe he just thought diamond was unbreakable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 The most shameless snapback in history. What was on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 What was on it? HOLLYWOOD with a floral brim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 "Hollywood, really..." And my first thought was "who takes a shitty souvenir hat seriously?" And my second thought was "no shit, dicknose I'm famous!" And then turns out they're looking for the bus to the hospital, which isnt this one, But they didn't get off and change buses. I love life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I got off work one night after dark and had my sunglasses sittingon top of my head. Some guy said "Hey, Hollywood" to me when I went to the store. The asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 HOLLYWOOD with a floral brim Sounds lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 Sounds lonely. I'm famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 I got off work one night after dark and had my sunglasses sittingon top of my head. Some guy said "Hey, Hollywood" to me when I went to the store. The asshole. Famous people just cant get a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Famous people just cant get a break. I should have pulled a Zenigundam and thrown him across the parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 I should have pulled a Zenigundam and thrown him across the parking lot. I would have apparated, clinging onto your side, Wet as your favorite pool noodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I'm famous. I'm famouser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 I'm famouser. A C-lister!? Omg swoON How does it feel still getting high fives from Katie Couric but only when nobody is looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 A C-lister!? Omg swoON How does it feel still getting high fives from Katie Couric but only when nobody is looking? Nobody gets far in Hollywood without giving up some ass. If you think I'm a bad man for high fiving Katie Couric behind closed doors then you need to check what you've done to get where you are. You think I'm happy? I'm ecstatic. I drink goat's blood with my protein shake. I run 6 miles every day with Michael Jordan and we fuck behind dumpsters. Being a classic is more than wearing a hat on a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 i slightly miss the bus. had all the routes down pack, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I would have apparated, clinging onto your side, Wet as your favorite pool noodle. MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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