Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 "Hollywood, really..." And my first thought was "who takes a shitty souvenir hat seriously?" And my second thought was "no shit, dicknose I'm famous!" And then turns out they're looking for the bus to the hospital, which isnt this one, But they didn't get off and change buses. I love life.
God-Says-No Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 sounds great you shouldve followed them home
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 sounds great you shouldve followed them home That's called stalking.
NaBarney Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 One night a guy came in and asked if we had any rooms available, told him we're sold out, he says "But I'm a ~*~*Diamond Member*~*~ I thought there was always supposed to be a guaranteed room available for me" I just said "no sir" Like maybe he thought we keep some rooms empty on purpose just in case a special diamond member needs one after midnight Or he wanted me to wake up and kick out a lower tier hotel rewards club member so he could sleep in their dirty room I don't know.
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 What kind of hat? The most shameless snapback in history.
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 sounds great you shouldve followed them home I was worried they followed me.
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 One night a guy came in and asked if we had any rooms available, told him we're sold out, he says "But I'm a ~*~*Diamond Member*~*~ I thought there was always supposed to be a guaranteed room available for me" I just said "no sir" Like maybe he thought we keep some rooms empty on purpose just in case a special diamond member needs one after midnight Or he wanted me to wake up and kick out a lower tier hotel rewards club member so he could sleep in their dirty room I don't know. Maybe he just thought diamond was unbreakable.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 The most shameless snapback in history. What was on it?
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 What was on it? HOLLYWOOD with a floral brim
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 "Hollywood, really..." And my first thought was "who takes a shitty souvenir hat seriously?" And my second thought was "no shit, dicknose I'm famous!" And then turns out they're looking for the bus to the hospital, which isnt this one, But they didn't get off and change buses. I love life.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 I got off work one night after dark and had my sunglasses sittingon top of my head. Some guy said "Hey, Hollywood" to me when I went to the store. The asshole.
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 I got off work one night after dark and had my sunglasses sittingon top of my head. Some guy said "Hey, Hollywood" to me when I went to the store. The asshole. Famous people just cant get a break.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 Famous people just cant get a break. I should have pulled a Zenigundam and thrown him across the parking lot.
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 I should have pulled a Zenigundam and thrown him across the parking lot. I would have apparated, clinging onto your side, Wet as your favorite pool noodle.
Bouvre Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 I'm famouser. A C-lister!? Omg swoON How does it feel still getting high fives from Katie Couric but only when nobody is looking?
Opium Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 A C-lister!? Omg swoON How does it feel still getting high fives from Katie Couric but only when nobody is looking? Nobody gets far in Hollywood without giving up some ass. If you think I'm a bad man for high fiving Katie Couric behind closed doors then you need to check what you've done to get where you are. You think I'm happy? I'm ecstatic. I drink goat's blood with my protein shake. I run 6 miles every day with Michael Jordan and we fuck behind dumpsters. Being a classic is more than wearing a hat on a bus.
fuggnificent Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 i slightly miss the bus. had all the routes down pack, too.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 I would have apparated, clinging onto your side, Wet as your favorite pool noodle. MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
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