SwimModSponges Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 He says "Your sandwiches are delicious, but you always over-fill them. Would it be possible to get a sandwich with less filling?" The person behind the counter says "No, infortunately it's company policy to make the sandwiches to these exact specifications." Well the man looks him right in the eye and pleads; "Come on man, meat me half way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fuggnificent Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Infortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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katt_goddess Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Damnit, Packard. Get back on your own account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 And then the guy's wife, who was in the other room, overheard the aut . . er awkward exchange. She walks in to rescue her husband, telling the unruly customer"I hope you like Limburger," and she rips a huge, reverberating, yeast-infected queef that happens to enter full force into the customer's nostrils. Almost fainting, he decides to immediately leave. The deli man, quite happy with his wife, realized he wasn't going to have sex for quite some time. #juvenile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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