Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 She opened her purse and I saw her driver's license. DOB: Blah Blah Blah 1988 And I gave her a stern look, and decided to get on my Casablanca bullshet (who watches those crappy old black and white movies anyway) "Frankly, my dear, you're too old for me." I paid the bill and drove off into the night... alone... a single tear rolling down my cheek, for I thought her driver's license DOB said 1998.
Ric Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 I dunno, if she looks ten years younger than she is maybe you should have picked that up.
Azalar Hex Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 I dunno, if she looks ten years younger than she is maybe you should have picked that up.
fuggnificent Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 If youre paying, why would she open her purse. Lie better, dood
Houdini Splicer Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 If youre paying, why would she open her purse. Lie better, dood Obviously, he was creeping on some lady. Sniffing her hair, "accidentally" rubbing up against her, you know, crap like that.
fuggnificent Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 Obviously, he was creeping on some lady. Sniffing her hair, "accidentally" rubbing up against her, you know, crap like that. Zeni why are you creeping womens purses in public?
Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2017 Author Posted July 4, 2017 I dunno, if she looks ten years younger than she is maybe you should have picked that up. No!!!! I'm not about that life!!!! Millennial women are bulls---!!! I desire the new breed. <3
mthor Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 This might be believable if you'd ever actually been on a date.
Houdini Splicer Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 No!!!! I'm not about that life!!!! Millennial women are bulls---!!! I desire the new breed. <3
Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2017 Author Posted July 4, 2017 If youre paying, why would she open her purse. Lie better, dood You'd have to ask her, maybe she was getting her powder thing out so that she could try to look younger for me instead of telling me that she was 29 to begin with, it's a shame because I trust these ladies and then they turn out to be online predator cougar types.
fuggnificent Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 You'd have to ask her, maybe she was getting her powder thing out so that she could try to look younger for me instead of telling me that she was 29 to begin with, it's a shame because I trust these ladies and then they turn out to be online predator cougar types. Cougar predator? She's only 2 years older than you. You would actually be the "cougar predator" by wanting to date a 19 year old.
mthor Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 Cougar predator? She's only 2 years older than you. You would actually be the "cougar predator" by wanting to date a 19 year old. (because I can't like)
fuggnificent Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 Stop lying on me, fuggz Uhh. ok? where did i lie? You said you were 27. You said you prefer 19 year olds. You said you weren't attracted to 29 year olds. You said all of this. Please indicate where the lie came in.
Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2017 Author Posted July 4, 2017 Fuggz, this is neither the time nor the place for this. *approaches*
fuggnificent Posted July 4, 2017 Posted July 4, 2017 Fuggz, this is neither the time nor the place for this. *approaches* *steps up* YOU GONNA STEP TO ME? IM FROM 48! WE LOCKED AND LOADED! BETTER BRING A GAT TO THIS PARTY, SUCKAH!!
Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2017 Author Posted July 4, 2017 Never even heard of the 48! I'm from the N E W Jerz, get the pitctre? yeah! yeah! And I ain't talkin about the jersey shore or anything like that I lived in Newark for a year in my early teens, New Jersey Drive remember that joint, yeah that's my daily lifestyle!!!!
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