Seight

I SMELL A SITCOM!

I'm too heavy to be doing that

It's not baseball that sucks; it's Rob Manfred. In my TED Talk I will

That's hawt.

DAAAAAAA gays.

"OFFICER, AM I BEING DETAINED?"

...I mean, he didn't not say it

Oh thank god, I thought you were going to imply it was flat.

I see Abraham Lincoln on a personal watercraft.

And also the King of Mars.

I'm helping, but not really!

STRAY THOUGHTS ON DOUBLE OR NOTHING: I bet we're still building to Omega/Hangman at All Out but Omega/Jungle Boy could be sneaky good I figured Dr. Britt Baker was the new Women's Champion when a new belt was introduced Fuck it we need Cody to submit to a DNA test, Dusty would've let Ogogo beat him at least once before winning the feud