What the hell is sober January? I know you USED to be a big time alcoholic and cut back, but I don't see the purpose of going dry for a month specifically..
My roommate said she was going to quit drinking this year but got drunk NYE, NY day " to finish off what's left," the next day bc "still had some left" and today bought more wine "to sip on slowly and make last..."
Just crack man. Yeah I got it at Kroger, and I don't even like the similarly priced founders or other dark and heavy shit like that, but this is good.
But also yeah, alcohol is poison, so if you ever feel like you need a month off you should probably take 3.