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I just wanted to talk about tomatoes and shit Not be reminded of my occupying a place in the Struggle directly next to Gemini the sentient ham

Fuck you for working at the same bottom rung job as me and in doing so making me feel even worse about this dark period in my life than I already do

It wasn't supposed to go down this way

Listen you piece of shit, I'm being completely serious when I say this to you. The only reason I haven't named where I work before now is because of the deep shame and embarrassment involved in knowing you work there too, that in at least one way I'm on your level. Today was my last day though, I'm cashing out. No more single digit dollars per hour, and no more stepping into that piss hole for anything other than groceries. Enjoy your 10% discount off Psst! brand frozen nuggets, though. I'm sure that "perk" will keep your wife from realizing her mistake for an extra few months.

Oh shit let's pool our money and get rid of someone really terrible.

Today was day two of produce department. I was putting out fresh tomatoes that had come in that day. Earlier I also put out these same fresh tomatoes. All the tomatoes were fine. A supervisor came over and told me to always cull out bad ones when stocking. I was like I know and I do, but all these tomatoes are fresh and fine. He then smiled and loomed closer to me and said in a conspiratorial way that I should always cull some even if they're all fine because it makes the customers who see me doing it think our food is fresher. I was instructed to throw away good food to trick customers into thinking the food left on the shelf is good, which it is anyway.

It's not going to be hosted anywhere. I mean, Jesus Christ.

He wants to role-play as a professional wrestler.

Who are you planning on killing?

Let's wait, then. Wait for all the interested parties to show up. Every none of them.

That's messed up they could've at least April foolsed you by saying it's a great idea they'd love an archive of the forum they deleted and would be in contact

No one. Absolutely nobody at all.

But I mean like is there a new server coming regardless of how much is raised, is it dependent on raising a certain amount of money, what is the cost, what will it continue to cost, etc.

It loads all the time now at lightning speed as long as you click on the show new posts in FFA button. But yeah if there's more than like 2 people browsing any folder I can never get it to load quickly/at all using my shitty connection without clicking the Show only new posts in that folder button.

And also what it's for specifically, the hidden slush fund element is sketchy even though everyone involved is trustworthy.

If an official ASMB came back I would never post here again

As if donating would result in material benefits even if we did.

Only if we don't raise enough money.

That money should go to me and my problems not the stupid site

Can you include a button for users to donate money to my VenMo account? I'm going through a difficult time right now and every little bit helps.

Your friends aren't going to read them.

I'm feeling this.

I'll upload a pic later today using the work wifi, my shit takes forever.

The cups are for girls who have very heavy flows.

I started a new job in the produce department yesterday. Our produce department's "freshness score" which is some ambiguous corporate bullshit metric is really terrible, so the orders are to throw away as much produce as possible when culling, in order to boost the freshness score. Technically a lot of it is supposed to be marked down and sold as clearance items but there isn't enough time in the day to do that so it all just gets thrown away. I'll have to check that documentary out. I kind of want to film one at work of just the shit I'm told candidly but I don't have a camera.