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Usually, if I don't know what I want, I convince my self that I'm not hungry and leave it at that. If I'm so hungry I'll eat anything and there is no time, it's a bottle of lightly salted peanuts.

Wouldn't know....

Wow..... It's a bad day for big dick....

With those fire hose nozzles? Guess it depends on bed bug boy's manly touch.

I don't need tears, only the tears of my enemies.

Sounds like fun.....

Maybe she got a 99 in trig because she let someone suck her titties....?

See I would have gone with .... "But instead of spaceship math the title's premise refers to all of the things prison bf stashed in his ass for his beloved fuggs......"

Well offering "catering" services for crackers on death row is pretty time consuming, and it's not going to be "like a teenager's" forever. (LOL, JK)

Helps when you get the name right, brah...... Seriously, though, I remember how much trouble he had making Mjölnir his SN because Lithium couldn't register the umlaut.

Haven't seen the Hawaiian Hammer here yet. Love that guy.

No time = Can't

At least we have something to remember him by. *sniff*

Yes, you should. I'll drink with you.

I have to wonder how many of these are actual Fakepark memes and how many are people parodying Fakepark..... For instance, if it mentions a certain League of Calamitous Intent..... ....it's probably Fakepark.

Thankfully, she knows better than to listen to this bad advice.

Tears so beautiful.....

That's what Sark gets for giving up the fire water.

Good game, 'bama....

Remember when Westiepoo was creeping on his bestest Buddy?

Dere you go, hoss..... Wait.... IS THIS MEME TRU?!!!!!!!!!

None dat be tru, do.

Fair enough. I mean, there are plenty of reasons why a guy might be self conscious, but, on the whole it's not an issue for most men. Most guys don't go to the bathroom to have a conversation or hang out (they're not designed to be conducive to either), so it's strictly business. There isn't much reason to be concerned about getting looked up and down or criticized.

Some dudes insist on going to the exact opposite end of the line. As a matter of comfort, it's probably a good idea to give at least one urinal gap so as to avoid the aforementioned splash from another urinal, but most of the time, those urinals are filled up so it's moot. The whole keeping other guys' dicks out of the peripheral vision is just being insecure... or I guess it could also be mild homophobia too. Either way, it's foolishness.