JoJo
TV issues just as JoJo starts...wonderful. Robo-Von Stroheim looks so much like Colonel Guile from Street Fighter. Chest machine gun vs arm scythe chainsaw...chainsaw wins. But laser eye beams win over all! The red stone! It's very slowly sliding away! Now THAT'S a cliffhanger...oh no, wait they went over. This fall sure is taking awhile. Nice idea using the stone as a shield JoJo. Icicles...is there anything they can't do? Gah! That laugh! Rivals Esidisi for creepiness. Well this episode still has time to kill, how about we have JoJo troll a cat who was asking for it? I see Kars went with the Fright Night look for his house...nice. Caesar what's wrong? You're acting uncharacteristically angsty. Must be his time of the month...flashback/backstory time that is! Honestly though his sudden mood swing felt kinda forced and definitely out of nowhere.
Gundam
Yay more padding! Damnit Marida don't save him he's gonna experiment on you! She certainly looked badass though. Too bad they didn't save her...I think? Uh oh, Richard Epcar pulled an Android 16. Luckily so did the dad whose family we saw...okay, not luckily. RIP And insert song ending to reflect on what happened.
Hunter
That interactive game website reminds me of Yu-gi-oh! Died in the game? SAO writer must be a fan. Time for a money making montage! And wow, for once the montage falls well short of the goal. So if a bodyguard fails they get Han Soloed in Carbonite eh? Neat. Meanwhile the remainder of this episode will literally be nothing but character introductions and buildup. Great, I couldn't be bothered to remember Kurapika's A-Team by name and now I'm expected to remember all these Phantom Troupe members? Uh...no. Well at least there are some more females finally. The cleavage on that one was fucking fantastic! So Kurapika's client is a spoiled young girl? She's admittedly kinda cute, in a non-romantic sense of course. And oh my god, she had Puu from Yu Yu Hakusho as a keychain! Creepy writing powers too. Too bad she doesn't own a Death Note. The Troupe boss gives the death order while Kurapika broods over the eyes again. One thing's for certain: some serious shit's going down at this auction. So where's Leorio? At home, washing his tights...I assume.