JoJo
I already told you guys, Dumbledore's got the stone you're aft...oh no wait Lisa Lisa has it. Good god Lisa Lisa in that dress! We can't destroy the stone! Why not? The plot demands we don't! That maid sounded like Orihime with an Italian accent. In other words...KAWAIIIIIIIIII Final exam time boys. JoJo you're fighting...Esidisi? Okay, rip instructor guy...I guess. Fighting on spikes eh? Well I'm sure that's comfortable. Insert missing arm joke here. 0_0...there's no shame in crying but...0_0. Not gonna lie, those garden hose sized veins were disgusting. Oh no! Esidi's stolen JoJo's gimmick! We're too far away to help him Caesar, he's on his own. Besides, I need to see more of Lisa Lisa in that dress! Silly Esidisi, nobody out-monologues JoJo. Nice work JoJo, one ring down aaaand holy hell what the crap is that?! Err...you know what I mean!
Gundam
Prepare to fire the hyper super special mega ultra macguffin cannon! Oh hey brown Hitsugaya, I'm stealing your girl and going to earth k? Bye. Jokes on him, Misty girl's prettier anyway. No! Marida we can't fight, you're my backup-backup love interest! Why did you send her out there alone? Cannon Fodder. She's a clone? The 12th? Where are the others...for uh...research purposes. Figures, last week I said I liked Marida, and now she dies. Well at least there won't be a tragic backsto...oh come on! Such a tragic existence and senseless loss. Though I suppose she could still be alive if her mech was recovered. This IS Gundam though...
Hunter
How Kurapika got his groove back: the episode. Leorio will hafta wait god knows how long to become relevant again. Too bad, no enhancement for you Kurapika, you'll always be short. Speaking of short, is bald buck-toothed guy supposed to be a girl? Cause that voice...doesn't match that body, at all. Speaking of girls, tits! Actual, factual tits...in Hunter x Hunter! Never thought I'd see the day. Sniff, so beautiful. :'( And yes, I do plan on making this a running gag since important females are so incredibly rare in this series. Lucky bastard, becoming a slave is a small price to pay for a kiss from her! So we've gathered the A-Team I see. Suddenly that group shot in the ending makes more sense. Here's the list of items and...oh! Oh...uh, oh...I suddenly feel bad for the hooded guys about to face Kurapika.