Vamped

I took down some of my retirement to pay my fucking old car off so I could start over debt free and some fucker ran into me on the interstate and totalled it out I HAD JUST PAID IT OFF

.... I have sinned

It's exciting til all those bills hit and then your car is just like .... fuck it I need a new tire XD

They padded Tom Holland's suit. Whoever they get to play Dick Grayson better have cake.

We just can't have nice things ...

well ... I just suggested it because there's so few of us, plus there was a history of suicide even on ASMB. I dunno ... just in case anyone was struggling. Or even if it was .... hey I'm not dead, just moved on (physically not spiritually XD)

Then dont lie about it

I always feel like my period is being dramatic for no reason. Like oh I'm coming ... no wait I'm not ... just kidding no wait ... nah ... HERE I AM I got my period laying on this kid's legs helping to put them in a hold when I was doing inpatient psych XD Was fine all day .... they call the code ... CRAMPS BLOOD ALL AT ONCE I was just like .... this is fucking great and you can't move until it's done

Got my period in the middle of talking to a patient .... they decided to talk for 57 minutes. My period always starts aggressive. I'll just be talking normally then FUCK LOAD OF CRAMPS ALL AT ONCE followed by the little familiar sticky feeling that says Lol .... I've arrived

The preview/commercial turned me off. I'm guessing its boomer entertainment XD

1 hr deep into this image search and I am conflicted

I'm getting the sense that you're a villain.

Well that's probably just the US in general not just apartments.com

Craigslist.... so you're trying to get murdered?

You're misunderstanding my boundaries. I'm not saying I have a problem with porn stars. I'm just not interested in seeing people I know have sex. If I know you, I'm not going to purposely seek out videos of you in porn. I dont want to see my friends/acquaintances/ co-workers/relatives having sex. Its weird to me. Why would I want to know about someone's life as I'm watching close ups of their genitals. Thats not what I do. I'm still not paying for porn though. Thats just not something I'm spending the little disposable income I have on.

I dont like outside The closest I'll go is a cabin in the mountains ... in the fall ... but I'm not going exploring because fucking bears

I dont want to know the people in the porns. boundaries

I'm not paying for Onlyfans when I can scroll for hours on pornhub for free

The comments XD

It dissolves battery acid right off your car's battery

I actually saw this lady pour coke in her vagina in a movie and I was like .... wtf It was a movie about prostitutes .... and well now I understand why she was doing it. She then handed it back to another lady that finished drinking it XD