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1pooh4u

1pooh4u
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  1. I still say throw in the arrangement for extra points
  2. When you're featured in 'Snapped' they're gonna show that after you passed out she got cold water to throw on you to wake you up. "Wake up Wacky, if I was awake for 8 children, you're staying awake for this" then she throws the water on you. You should buy her an edible arrangement with that gun jic. Make sure there's some chocolate covered strawberries in that son of a bitch too, don't cheap out.
  3. Fuggs is right, she could just do the knee caps OR she could go Weenus Kneecaps Head that's some suffering but it beats getting stabbed 62 times
  4. That's good thinkin right there
  5. ALL NEW ON OXYGEN: SNAPPED: WACKY'S DEMISE
  6. Apparently the person that owned the league was developing, or in some other way involved with a betting app. You can't own a team or league and own a betting app, or any betting enterprise, for obvious reasons. Instead of selling the league he just disbanded it. I personally didn't enjoy the AAF game that I saw, but they had better ratings than the NHL
  7. that is really cute and convenient, but yeah, I'd lose the utensils in no time too
  8. My father hates it to a hilarious degree. It’s like kryptonite to him 😆
  9. “They just wanna spit those cliche law enforcement lines” lol, Zeni always getting cock blocked by the “cliche”, “you’re under arrest” 😆
  10. I can see the letter left on those cars now: I was visiting your lovely city and didn't understand the deal with these cars parked rando style. My bad. Big fuck you from Montana
  11. How do those cars not get fucked up by tourists, seriously
  12. Philadelphia confuses the fuck outta me. You got these weird parking spots in the middle of the street.
  13. 1pooh4u

    I GOT LAID

    I too was waiting for the punchline to be "out"
  14. I gotta watch it over again I was smoking through out and don’t remember anything past blind spot 😆 gummy bears + smoking = zzzzzZZZzzzz
  15. Oh yeah that’s right 😮
  16. I don’t get how the megladon was able to eat him but everything else went through him like an illusion. Maybe once he took part in the illusion he became part of it? He no longer had the safety of it not being real?
  17. I heard they have macaques in Florida.
  18. Damn. You hardly see property like that around here 😮
  19. I bet I could convince my other half to come down. He always talks about wanting to fish in southern waters 😁 that yard is humongous 😮
  20. that's all your backyard
  21. amidoinitrite?
  22. There were a lot of titties in this show, was very much like Heavy Metal in that way
  23. I rent an apt.
  24. Fixed that for you, minus the accent over the "e"
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