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SwimModSponges

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  1. I don't know; he never gave an explanation, he just wood ent.
  2. Goddamnit, thatd be a glitch. Though i am desperate.
  3. Probably because they realized the fish distributor has bugs in their fish.
  4. Dont even get me started on the golden corral. Its earned the name "the golden trough" and the fish has bugs in it. True story.
  5. Ive been told that by people who love coffee, but the truth is that black coffee is acidic enough to kill tastebuds so you no longer get the extreme bitter flavor. Same reason why old people like hard candies; their tastebuds have degraded to the point that they can only taste the sugar and have no need for other flavors.
  6. Theres an ihop nearby, nobody ever goes in. Peak breakfast time and we're the only customers in the building. Stuffed french toast still came out cold.
  7. Cashew, soy, almond, whatever. Floats the cereal all the same. Milk doesnt belong in coffee though. Hazelnut creamer is where its at baby.
  8. No, i just forget about them then never watch them.
  9. Unless its the kind of date where the girl is in a coma and youve got a free hand and a few minutes to spare. GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT.
  10. Hey now, im going to defend my amount of meat. Like i said, i do wraps because i dont like bread, and bread ads a lot of mass to a sammich. Nothing wrong with replacing that mass with more turkey.
  11. @ghostrek i want you to know that i havr given you nothing but genuine advice for hapiness in this thread. Please read my fanfictions.
  12. yeah you gotta get the low sodium stuff.
  13. I'm just saying; if your depression is caused by the departure of this individual, there's no reason to be sad. If you're cool with him hit him up. Don't even need to go out: either of you have a video game system? Plug that motherfucker in, order a pizza, and chill with your homie.
  14. Seriously though; if you were cool with your old boss prior to his departure there is absolutely no law stating you can't transfer a previous positive boss/employee relationship into a friend/friend relationship. And if this is somebody you're already used to taking orders from, I can't help but feel like they'd be the perfect guy to encourage you to talk to that cute, socially awkward girl across the bar.
  15. What do you mean by "a lot of changes?" Not to be insulting, but I'm pretty sure the majority of structural changes within the company shouldn't effect employees at your station. I'm pretty sure unless you have specific things you're worried about then you're worried about nothing.
  16. If your boss quits, that means he isn't your boss anymore; he's your friend. Ask him if he'd be willing to take you out to the clubs and be your wingman. One door closes, another opens.
  17. I don't want to take it personally; I'm just debating sammiches because there's nothing better to talk about now.
  18. I was the individual quoted.
  19. Thats what she said.
  20. Stillthe point remains, i personally eat an amount of food you deem as too much. Sammich semantics.
  21. You said i ate "too much food" when i descibed meat proportions, thereby opening up the conversation to other food items eaten alongside said deli meat. Checkmate.
  22. My splurging is like five bucks, and i pretty much never splurge.
  23. I run my ass off and burn a lot of callories. Ideal lunches consist of a wrap, handful of wheat thins, half an orange, and celery/carrot sticks.
  24. Mathwmatically that works out to about a quarter pound per sammich.
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