nameraka

grim-al-kin now who remembers what we do when someone says the word of the day?

According to ancestry I’m like 5%. So, something higher than 5%.

Jesus, who doesn't, though?

I thought the calendar was off by a few years because the census described in the Bible that sent Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem actually happened somewhere between 6-3BC. Not 100% sure on the number of years, but I'm pretty sure King Herrod was dead by 1BC. Also, yes. We should be expecting something.

Well, that pails in comparison to what I'll likely accomplish.

So which one are you not going to do?

this is how I found out that I'm apparently related to my ancestors. mind=blown

no. no, this aggression will not stand. where is this bucket located? I will totally heist this bitch for your list.

that you probably won't ever get to? I've always wanted to go to Buenos Aires. (and Argentina in general) two of my all time favorite authors were Argentinian and wrote about it extensively. but I don't have a lot of $ to travel and frankly, I don't really know anyone who would likely want to go with. maybe when I'm like 80 I'll pull an Ambrose Bierce and just disappear into the Argentine wilderness never to be heard from again...

his live shows kill.

mr. Phil. (I will not refer to that man as dr.) jared leto. (just seems like a self-absorbed douche) honestly, most celebrities. there are really only a handful I'd give a shit about meeting.

I’d watch that.

idk. I might try someone who's tried it.

the same thing that happens to everyone else who disappears...

great form.

seriously though, what the fuck are the snakes eating?

I mean my um perfectly legal... ☹️ Damnit...

Damn. Now I kinda want to date Pete Davidson.

Well, I have no idea what that means, but then I am very old.

Unless this somehow means Zoe kravitz is available, I don’t care.

LEMON?

that bitch. 😠

have I ever told you the tale of how the "r" key sticks on this damn keyboard? meh. never mind. lighterup!

Well, by “you” I mean anyone who is not me. And by people, I’m strictly limiting the scope of my second person reference to human beings. Though, now that I think about it, I suppose that could be construed as prejudicial toward non-humans, so I apologize to any non-humans who may be reading this post. also, what do YOU mean, “you people”?

Have you tried drugs?