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they kind of sounded like every band from the 90's. they weren't super popular, but they got played a lot. idk, they kind of sounded a bit like toad the wet sprocket. or at least one of their songs did. this isn't very helpful is it?

have you read any of the apocryphal stories of the childhood of Jesus? some of them are pretty out there. there's one in the infancy gospel of Matthew where he curses some poor kid and he shrivels up and dies. childhood dickhead Jesus is best Jesus.

slow news day. saints are getting new black helmets. kinda cool looking.

The only correct musical experience is puppet opera.

sometimes cats travel to the catspace.

wow. haven't heard this in years. not going to try and interpret what my brain is trying to tell me with this one.

You know nothing, Jon snow.

Big Empty (n. Dakota)

North and South Carl

Birds aren't real.

I was never much fun at parties to begin with, and now I don''t even drink. all I have to offer is one horribly unfunny rape joke. you don't want this.

reality is largely subjective. there's really no reason to do or be any particular way. people who believe the world is the way it is because that's the way it's supposed to be are the ones who are delusional.

Idk. I thought it was just okay, and I don't really have room in my life right now for a show that's just okay.

Probably Steve.

the only thing I like about Arby's is a joke website they don't even run. enjoy arby's

I was fine until you reminded me that I'm out of frosted cinnamon roll pop tarts. now I have to go to the store. I hate the store. but I love frosted cinnamon roll pop tarts. life is fucking hard.

like: I'm happy the angel of death killed all those stupid Egyptian kids who weren't directly responsible for the captivity of your ancestors. I might be over thinking it, though.

We gonna get this done, people. believe.