nameraka

Someone's going to have to change the sex pistols song too.

I was nowhere near the area and you can't prove that I was.

but... mah cocktail sauces...

technically it was kingdom hearts fanfiction.

I mean, that’s just a circle though. If it wasn’t flat, it would be a sphere. Just saying.

"I mean, it's gonna fucking suck either way, right?" -Sora from Kingdom Hearts

Only the sith deal in absolutes.

idk. just doesn't sound right for some reason.

yeah, I don't think this was banned.

It wasn’t when I road it, but that was the 80s. It was built in the 70s and I have no idea what if any safety regulations govern rollercoaster operation and upkeep in Columbia. So, 40 something year old coaster that’s spent the last 20 something years being operated in a third world country. Yeah. We gonna die.

supposedly everyone dreams, but not everyone remembers. though if you don't remember something that no one else witnessed, I suppose an argument can be made that it didn't happen.

and if so, how often am I in them?

I think I last road this bitch about 1989ish https://lucaswetzel.com/writing/articles/the-storied-afterlife-of-the-zambezi-zinger/

Nods and strokes beard.

+1

sure. there's a state park up the street with about a 900 ft mountain that I used to hike regularly back when I had weekdays off. beautiful up there. I don't go anymore because on weekends all the shitheads come down from the city and you can't see the trails for all the people. so, yes. I like the outdoors. like most things, I just wish it had fewer people in it.

*dies impaled by corn*

same creator as the coffee one. this one's just as funny but a bit shorter.

1986. for all intents and purposes the last year of my childhood. we lived about 5 miles from the beach. everyone I cared about was still alive. life was just good. 2000-2005 (couldn't pick one year) met future wife. grad school. started teaching. got married. 2020 (second half) didn't die from alcohol withdrawal. (got prescribed some lovely benzos to keep the seizures at bay) finally started putting that shit behind me.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but imma post in it.