Well I gave up because I was developing type 2 diabetes so maybe I just gave up too fast. Besides I'm a poor just above poverty waste of space with two jobs at the moment. If I'm gonna be broke, why work so hard?
I tried having a drinking problem, but I couldn't gain more than 20lbs that way and I'm afraid eating that much wouldn't work because I have ibs. Wait... Is ibs a disability?
the new one doesn't start until august 20 so i'm in the lame duck period where i can do pretty much whatever 'cause i don't care if they fire me. (i'm never going to need a reference from them)
suggestions?