nameraka

unfortunately,, my bank account only contains hypothetical money.

was only hypothetical.

you know what else makes no sense? the expression i could care less. i mean, you have to care in order to be able to care less. so dumb.

this one is also quite lovely.

architecture for example:

never trust a russian with an eye patch. and always double tap to the head. they might be wearing body armor.

Not you.

its never too late to punish your liver.

not a damn one.

psychodelics?

yeah. this is dumb and offensive. i get that soldiers died and shit, but we already have a memorial day. making it a separate day for this specific war glorifies something that shouldn't be. saying this as a southerner with an ancestor who was a confederate soldier.

used to work in a bookstore. actually, these are real, but i've never seen an amish person buy them. maybe they just download them to their e-readers.

loved that movie when i was a kid.

but... it's my lawn.

Everyone should have Dominion over their own body. This should be a basic human right. Wanna fuck it up? Fine. It's yours.

I know you can get the spores legally online. I'd just be afraid I'd end up on some kind of list.

That sounds lovely. I would totally try them if they were legal.

There is entirely too much of it going around these boards at the moment and I won't stand for it. You young turks need to cool it. And get off of my damn lawn!

it's too late now. it would be murder.

meanwhile, here in the south, i can't buy beer between 2am saturday and 12pm on sunday. https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/5/8/18535475/denver-psilocybin-psychedelic-magic-mushrooms-decriminalization-vote