Top Gun

Fun fact, there's this Legoland attraction in the Philly area I once went to with my nieces and nephew, and in a corner of the huge awesome city display I spotted a little Lego guy greasing up a light pole.

Psh, no light pole can defeat us!

Dude, that story is 60 fucking years old, the team sucked ass that year, and the guy playing Santa was some last-second replacement scrawny kid who laughed about it afterwards: https://whyy.org/articles/philadelphia-eagles-santa-snowball-incident/ Real talk though, everyone gives shit to Eagles fans when you have Giants and Dodgers fans straight-up murdering each other in parking lots.

Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

GO BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They all want to fuck him SO bad.

Duuuude. Block is lit.

I was trying to ignore it to protect my brain.

That color palette though.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll change his mind again in a week.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Remember when we all thought he'd died of Covid? Good times.

You haven't read a fucking book since Hop on Pop.

I mean I've peed in the ocean plenty of times. Still counts!