Top Gun

Chopper Dave, that's an uh-oh.

I've been told on good authority that "wE'rE a RePuBlIc NoT a DeMoCrAcY"

These names are already giving me an aneurysm and we're just getting started.

Ugh.

Can he just fuck off and die.

I plan on stopping counting after 39.

I knew him best as Chief Ken Hotate. One of the funniest side characters in a series full of great ones. Blew my mind to learn that he was on KOTH too.

How's the finding-out part working for him?

Wow, only took three episodes to hit peak Bleach. Characters getting arms lopped off left and right. (If you were playing the drinking game you'd already be dead.) Characters getting dumb-looking power-ups that somehow immediately get more dumb-looking. A bunch of new characters who only exist to get offed soon after (in record time no less!) The side we're ostensibly supposed to be cheering for acting like irredeemable fascist assholes--which is really saying something when this time the other side are literal Nazis. Unpronounceable attack names. It's all here. What's cracking me up the most is how this conflict is predicated on the whole "balance of souls" thing. You said it yourself Ben, none of that background world-building shit made any sense from day one, but it was never brought up much after that so whatever, I can deal with that. But now the story's going to act like it's a major issue again? Sure. I mean no one seemed to have any issue with Ishida doing his thing all this time. Man, it's the year 2025 and I'm ripping on new Bleach episodes on the block. It's all I ever wanted. What a time to be alive.

I just want to know what the hell language ghostrek speaks.

She looks exactly like that crazy mushroom lady from Common Side Effects.

"Occasional spurts of decent animation?" Uh-huh. Try semi-weekly examples of cinematic-quality fight scenes, the type that make you sit there and think "how the hell is this possible 1100 episodes into this juggernaut of a franchise?" What the anime team has done with the source material over the past few years is nothing short of extraordinary. And it goes beyond the raw animation, the show feels so much snappier and more ambitious now than it has since maybe its very earliest days. There's nothing legitimate about any of this CR nonsense, but if there was, there's no universe in which OP doesn't deserve a spot in the best ongoing series conversation.

Tell me you know nothing about the last two or three years of the series without telling me that.

Oh no! ...anyway.