Swimmod_Luna

Put a wig on him and have him suck ur dick u won't even know the difference

Done Someone help me get rid of the body

He can be trained not to be a punk. #SaveGordon

@Quackers keeps threatening to get rid of him #SaveGordon

Well look on the bright side with AI technology getting better every day it's only a matter of time before you can buy a sex doll that's just like a real human.

U gotta put her in the mood bro

Why the fuck not the fuck is wrong with u

No one there on the weekends. Was hoping it would come today. I moved and never gave them my new address. Mail should still be getting forwarded but maybe it makes things take an extra day or two Idk.

Looking like I'm gonna have to call unless it shows up on Monday. I was able to find the company ID number for my old paychex log in but I think they shut off my account access because I tried every password I thought it could be and none of them worked. So still no way to get it online. But on the plus side I got the info to sign up for dental and vision insurance at my current job age and the plans are really good.

Lately I'm pretty cool with just getting 40 hours. Sometimes I can't even get that.

They made it really clear to us during orientation. It was bad back in the summer I was getting mandated twice a week which is the most they can do. It's been a lot better lately. I haven't been mandated since like August or September and haven't even been able to get voluntary overtime in awhile.

Hopefully I don't get mandated tonight.

This didn't happen.

Did u at least get a chance to put ur dick in

Pics or it didn't happen

Well at least you're trying I guess

You didn't set up the next meeting before leaving last time? I've never even had an LDR and even I know that's like LDR Rule Number 1.

Dammit man stop being such a sad sack and believe in yourself for once

Yum

Assuming this actually happened, let me tell you what really happened, as someone who used to be a teenage girl...So the two girls both probably thought you were creepy. Not in a "scary stalker" way, just in an "ew gross" way. So the one girl probably started pointing at you and laughing and asked her friend if she'd bang you just for shits and giggles. The other girl probably laughed and just said "Eww gross no" or something to that effect. In other words, they were both just laughing at you the whole time. Again, assuming this even happened. Even in your fantasies you can't be a true alpha. SAD.

Look I've never really had any major problems with you so please don't take this the wrong way but you need to get your shit together. If you're maxing out credit cards in two weeks and have "no idea" what you're spending it on I think the problem isn't the card. Cutting up the cards you already have so you can't use them anymore is a start but then what's stopping you from getting another card and maxing that one, too.

The fuck are you spending so much on at Target. Is that where you're buying your groceries because otherwise holy shit.

Sounds like delirium due to alcohol withdrawal when's the last time you had a drink

I think it's like a year. Should still be good I've had stuff get forwarded recently. Can't get it online we used paychex for our payroll which had an online system but their site just says to contact your employer if you no longer work for them.

I'm still waiting on one w2 probably gonna call either tomorrow or Monday if it doesn't come. I moved so I wonder if it somehow ended up at my old address even though I have mail forwarding set up.