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Or maybe he's about to witness the opening of the Ark.

You got it back-asswards, chief. You get the diarrhea for causing harm to another.

For starters, intentionally hurting others now causes explosive diarrhea...

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What? No Aluminum Foil?

The perfect response is Biblical. Tell him to remove the board from his eye before telling you about the tiny piece of speck in yours (Matthew 7:5). Then hit them in the face with a board.

Great Sunday after a bad Saturday (both my college teams lost). Bears win, "Biscuit" wins & GB loses a Divisional game.

Something funny happened on the way to the 2nd half of the Bears game... ...they found out they have a Head Coach that knows how to make halftime adjustments. Nagy used to have a big, laminated, family restaurant menu on the sidelines, Eberflus was carrying an index card. Be You.

Only if you see Lemming of the BDA.

Except John said no such thing. It was a Brit comedian mimicking John. https://www.radiox.co.uk/artists/beatles/did-john-lennon-say-ringo-wasnt-even-best-drummer/

https://twitter.com/simplicum/status/1566162725041995777

Misogyny at its finest

Alternatively, what if it is a competitor to your current internet supplier, sucking the life out of your connection so you'll switch to them?

https://www.wionews.com/world/37-year-old-brazilian-woman-married-to-homemade-rag-doll-now-has-a-baby-too-read-details-here-490938