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tsar4

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  1. Easy mistake to make. I think I've gotten a packaged blueberry muffin at least 3 times and opened it up just to find it was fuzzy with mold. Blech.
  2. *produces a vodka and movable object block* Not partaking of the Bacardi shots, eh? NP: https://youtu.be/dXH10In1AFY
  3. Magnificent Knight in ancient Egypt. (assuming they meant first name) That's right...I'm Batman!
  4. *puzzled* Everything!
  5. *comes through a doorway, emerging from a cloud of smoke* Sorry, things got a little hazy there, I got turned around. *sets up a tray of Bacardi shots* NP: https://youtu.be/9EXE28i4JXU
  6. Roughly a Q*bert of Cubits.
  7. Fits the last couple days -
  8. A Sunth of Mondays
  9. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
  10. ...wondering what's next from the crazy white man...
  11. You'll be arrested for soliciting. At least that's what happens on cop shows.
  12. Twain was a really funny & slyly sarcastic guy
  13. That's only because it wasn't "Adult Swim".
  14. Monty Python
  15. In the skit Belushi fooled around with various Beethoven intros, which would morph into something silly (like "Chopsticks"). He actually breaks into "What'd I Say", singing and sounding like Ray Charles after putting on the shades.
  16. Lowest positive number is highest in ranking.
  17. Dating? Gave up on that over 20 years ago. Been happy ever since.
  18. You're not my type, sailor!
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