Azalar Hex

I am great shameful for not posting a Maxwell on his birthday this year. He is well. Look at him. He changes not. He has become 4 years old ( 4 months ago ).

I asked him what he thought of the current events in the news and he yawned and walked away then shit on the carpet. Same.

I don't see anything weird about me making an account on the board for my cat. He's a good cat. Though he may be a little too young to actively participate on the boards. I have proper mental stability.

I have much sadness that I didn't see this until now due to browser shenanigans. Much thanks for all the happy birthdays.

My cat had a big greasy shit orb stuck in his butt fur and had to have his ass shaved yesterday, which was also his birthday. Happy birthday, Max!

Separate entity. I'd imagine if your brain was controlling both at the same time it would be like trying to fuck a mirror. All your bits would be bumping into each other unless one fits into the other at least. Imagine going for boob but the other you's hands go for yours so you are eternally trapped in a game of hand slapping.

I worded this poorly. Allow me to clarify. You are still you. The one you are making sweet love to is a separate entity. They are physically whoever or whatever you want. But a copy of your brain has been made and placed into their body. So it's another person, but that person is you. I'll be kind and say they don't somehow have your voice at least. Still wouldn't, though.

I should clarify that I mean the body can be any form you want. But it's your consciousness inside of it. No. I would not.

I was thinking about boobs but now I'm wondering how Tennessee plans to stop the LGBTQ+ agenda by marrying kids.

I read over my post about four times before posting it and it looked right. Yet I was still willing to believe that happened and checked it again with irritation because that happens so often anyways.

I hate my stupid fingers that can't type anything without making a typo.

Gonna be a diet green tea and probably a cold hamburger patty left over from what was grilled earlier yesterday.

True. You would have to be smart with your magic pennies.

Doing math here stand back ... I'm imagining very efficient quick hands managing 5 pennies per second. 3 dollars per minute. 180 dollars per hour. $4,320 per day. $129,600 per average month. $1,555,200 per year. $87.60 to pay one child in a penny per hour. $438 in total over five kids. Assuming my math isn't absolute shit even with a calculator ( which is absolutely possible ), a million per year is easily possible. EDIT: There's also the consideration that you'd have a free source of whatever metal is used in the pennies. Which, according to those in the US who are currently hoarding them, will be worth more than the penny itself when pennies are officially legal to melt down and sell for the materials themselves. This isn't even considering which type of penny comes out. I maybe should have clarified that a US penny comes out.

I genuinely enjoy that this has become a small discussion. Also you anti-penny people overlook the utility of hiring orphans to sit in a circle around your magic penny wallet taking turns to maximize efficiency of penny pulling. You can pay them a penny an hour each and if any of them get sticky fingers you can tell their handlers to put "thief" on their adoption papers to ward off any potential parents.