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I will read this when I go to bed tonight. Thanks.

I...I...uh...will never look at cheese the same way again.

When I was a kid, I ate mayo on my hot dogs. Our boy likes it on his now. Come at me bro.

Yeah, I'm not a cucumber fan. When it comes to dogs, the more simplistic the better for me. It's lips and assholes. No need to fancy it all up.

The dumpster fire folks done took over FFA tonight.

Colonized Catsup....at 11.

I mean, I put ketchup on hot dogs. But I also like a sauerkraut and mustard dog. Franks always have to be beef.

I make Ranch. I use no onion powder. Mine is better than store bought Ranch.

They better not. Two entirely different threads. Katt, leave this shit alone.

I enjoy reading, but usually not books. I Google historical events every night on my phone while lying in bed trying to go to sleep. Lately, I've been reading about the notable people buried in the cemeteries in Savannah. Also, been reading about historical Victorian Era folks. Victorian Era funerary practices. Post mortem photographs. U.S. Presidents. Far as books go, the last one I made it through was Bram Stoker's Dracula. I tried getting through The House of the Seven Gables by Nathaniel Hawthorne, but I just couldn't get into it.

I'd hit that.

And puts it on his toaster oven pork chops.

Some of that relish Packard makes.

and other condiments and shit that should be DF'd. Like catsup.

OK. But you asked for it.

It's a southern thing I guess. We have Hellman's too, but I don't like it.

I can down vote too, asshole.

I can say this much about ketchup, it's not worth making it. The time and effort is just not worth it. And far as ketchup goes, it really doesn't matter the brand. The cheap shit is suffice. Mayo is another thing though. Duke's or Blue Plate, or gtfo.

Yeah, disco failed on this one. DF this. You know what, never mind. She should be in here requesting that herself. On a totally unrelated side note, one of the kittens just declared war on the litter box and won. It smells like straight up sour ass in here right now. Fact. Kittens can shit as long as their body.

Typical disco.

She's not on right now, but I read it to her. She laughed and said Fuck you Ric. Hahaha.

Mods, DF this shit. I need Packard's input on this, stat.

It says you aren't receiving messages.

Yes. It stayed there until katt got the report from bitch boy.

Distinct Lunatic was being a pussy. Called me a homo, and then reported me. Yes. You read that correctly.