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  1. who were the last five people to perv your profile Doesn't ask for an opinion.
  2. The point is, stick to the topic. If you don't know or care, why bother reading the post?
  3. Yeah. I'm not on mobile, so screen shot is suck ass.
  4. Le Guignon Saturday at 03:09 AM jezebelthenun Saturday at 03:04 AM StarPanda July 29 NaBarney July 29 empty July 28
  5. You came in here to say that?
  6. maiking chicken fajitas, cheese quesadillas, Spanish rice for dinner. I'll post some pictures later.
  7. Have kids. That'll make you a morning person real fast, whether you want to be or not.
  8. Hoping for a speedy recovery, Bouvre. Looks nasty, but you're a trooper.
  9. Waking up every morning in Trump's America.
  10. Haha. Well, here's to hoping you win, bro. I've known you a few years now, so it's gonna be a tough one to call.
  11. This is true. But in my opinion, you're not a jerk. But you can't argue with numbers. If the voting ends here, you're the biggest douche on the boards.
  12. Well, the biggest jerk on the boards. In which case, That guy is clearly not the winner.
  13. Yeah. That guy definitely gets my vote too.
  14. nominate yourself or others. Once this thread reaches two pages, we can announce the winner. You can name as many nominees as you'd like. The person with the most mentions, wins. Keep it clean so it doesn't get moved to DF, so some of these new douches can vote too.
  15. An invasion of what exactly? Unless there's some big endgame here, it's just not captivating enough to be news. Compared to the things happening here on earth right now. Specifically, in the U.S.
  16. Fuck. I was just joking, but if anyone was going to try to capitalize, it would be Michael Bay. I'm gonna have to go ahead and pass on seeing this shit show.
  17. Been there. Done that. Twice.
  18. He should write a script based on that. It would be better than most of the shit he puts out there.
  19. Michael Bay is working on a script right now. Gonna be released in March next year. Calling it Corona Day, theatrical poster reads CD19. There's aliens and demon sperm in it. Will Smith is playing Fauci and Will Ferrell is playing Trump. Jamie Foxx is voicing the demon sperm. Randy Quaid has a cameo where he flies a fighter jet into an abandoned Blockbuster video store, with an uncredited cameo from Jeff Goldblum quoting his famous Jurassic Park phrase, "You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it." A wet towel is playing Dr. Stella Immanuel. Gonna be rated PG-19.
  20. Doritos with Easy Cheese and ketchup. Just put a little cheese on the Doritos and a little drop of ketchup on it. Tastes amazing.
  21. Which ever one my toilet is in.
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