It's Cats Gone Wild up in my house.
Mother fuckers sleep most of the day, then want to run wild and pounce on you at night.
Our bedroom is huge, and has two parts to it. I closed myself with the cats in one part so disco can sleep. I was almost dozed off when these little furry fucks started their shit. So, I will sit here until they tire themselves out and climb in the other chair to go to sleep, so I can sneak back to bed. If it's not in the next half hour though, these assholes are getting Benadryl for a treat.