Easily. I suggest prolonged masturbation. If you're doing it right, your heart rate should be slightly over 100. Also remember that merely standing will make you burn even more calories!
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You've provided ammo for some of the creepy lowlifes on this site, I hope you know. I understand you need to vent somewhere, but this is definitely not the place for that. Open a throwaway account on reddit and talk about it there.
I never did. Pederasty =/= pedophilia, in the strictest sense of the words. I'm not even gonna bother explaining anything because you can't see anything past the lens of the contemporary social climate.
"each pair consisting of an older erastês (ἐραστής, "lover") and a younger erômenos (ἐρώμενος, "beloved")."
Figures. Pederasty generally isn't considered good pr.