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I hope so.

Idk but have you decided on our one thing yet?

It depends on what use they have to me. How useful one is should always be the primary factor in making friends. :poop:

Maybe try a job agency and do some volunteer work to create references? Idk.

I think most songs by Moby will do for you.

And then the guy's wife, who was in the other room, overheard the aut . . er awkward exchange. She walks in to rescue her husband, telling the unruly customer"I hope you like Limburger," and she rips a huge, reverberating, yeast-infected queef that happens to enter full force into the customer's nostrils. Almost fainting, he decides to immediately leave. The deli man, quite happy with his wife, realized he wasn't going to have sex for quite some time. #juvenile

So you feel guilty for not being a nice person because Trump is president? Okay.

I think op unironically listens to Alex Jones.

I'd probably be completely literate in Japanese by now. Oh well.

Dementia is pretty funny.

Fleshlight has a new toy called the launch that can synch with porn videos. Now you're gonna spend even more time with electronics. Enjoy. :poop:

Yes, cheap walmart shit that costs 10 dollars for an 8 ounce bottle. On special or formal occasions, I'll wear the Drakkar Noir.

Shogun it is. Then I'll read The Hunger Games, then LOTR. Should be fun.

Still more hygienic than anything from nabs.

:barf: I'd rather eat fuggs sasuage dip.

"And that's why Myrtle's always moaning." mic drop

Only if you're willing to make those karaoke videos you do while riding it on the highest setting. :poop:

Get a sybian already.

It was a joke. Clearly, you now want to shove an octopus up your hooha.

So those anime girls must really enjoy having their ovaries literally tickled . . .

I actually was very sad when Steve Irwin died, even though I was never a big fan of his. I suppose it's because it seemed he was almost invincible, yet a mere stingray killed him. I'll probably only be truly sad when J.K. Rowling dies.

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Shut up and post your hooha again.